This isnt a lay report, i have a date with a 18 year old tomorrow, im 19. but i was wondering what would be a good way to set things up? we went on a date before, and brought her back to my house to watch some ufc. so i can say i bought some dvds i havent watched yet. I have looked into the other reports here, but i really cant figure out the right way to do it. all we have planned for is seeing that movie cloverfield, food, n ill ask if she wants to come over.
Jiongo
p.s.- i read the The Apocalypse opener, where is i ask how she is, what shes doing later, and if she would like to come homewith me. doesnt matter what i look like. she seems like a party girl cuz she told me she goes to a few partys but ends up telling me the next time i talk 2 her she got wasted. and she said she skipped school to get drunk with her friend at the mall. so any suggestions would be good.

You are already past the opening phase to the "Apocolypse Opener" isn't needed in this case. You said you plan on seeing the movie "Cloverfield" and getting some dinner. I like your idea of saying something like, "I have some new DVDs I'm going to watch tonight, if you want to hang out?" This way if she says no then you can continue with, "No worries, I'm going to have fun watching my new DVDs anyways."

GOOD LUCK

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My advice is "Pull the trigger! Pull the motherfuckin' trigger repeatedly and make sure you unload both balls on that ass!"[/color] Look, she obviously wants you to. She's hung out with you before, and my only concern for you would be LMR. just so you don't get confused about what I'm saying, I'll elaborate.

1) When she gets there: Be friendly, jovial, and in a good mood! (Nothing ruins your chances of getting laid worse than pissing off the pussy!)

2)Next, tell her to make herself comfortable while you make some popcorn, or if you really want to look classy pull out some wine and cheese (Most chicks don't have guys whom will do this and it is a DHV like a motherfucker!)

3)When you're done, sit next her and by all means, do a little KINO!
(Don't grope her ass, but "accidentally" put your hand on her thigh and "forget" to remove it. If she moves it, you should adjust your body language accordingly if not, "Game on!"

4)Don't plan on watching the movie my friend, you've got work to do!
Start the film, snuggle in closer and put your arm around her,and kind of gently rub her shoulder.Move in a little closer and use the "Wow your hair smells terrific" line (Yeah I use em' so sue me!) on her,and this is where I usually move in closer, smell their neck and hair and put my hand on her opposite thigh. If all cylinders are firing, and they usually are, and she's not offering resistance,gently bite her neck(Don't go Dracula, and draw blood, ya perv, but softly bite her. I then "accidentally" put my hand on one of her breasts, and at this point she'll be getting somewhat turned on, and hell, usually I am too, but I'll say "Whoa, we better stop!" and stop.
Cold fuckin' turkey, stop. Wait a few minutes, (10 to 15 and rinse and repeat!) Once her tuna fish is really cooking, I always do the I gotta go to the bathroom thing (It kinda cat strings her) and while I'm in there, I ask her to "Come here, I wanna show you something." When she does, say well "I really don't have anything to show you I just missed you baby" and put your arms around her and go a little CAVEMAN on her and suggest that you lie down. The rest pretty much writes itself.

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Make the "Ho say no", remember fellas, a "ho" without any instruction is headed for self destruction!

Let them haters do their job, and you work their women like a job!

Don't talk so much, you'll make people hate you!