My wing hit me up last night, via text. We got into a little argument. I'm just curious to see who won. Who out alphad who if that makes sense. Anyways I'm sure you guys know more than me, so check it out... I'll start the texts after I texted him last Saturday to come out to a bar.

Wing: Alright, im at the gym right now, ill text when im done and see where ur at
Wing: I'm just gonna stay home brauh im tired
Me: Lol

[FAST FORWARD A FEW DAYS TIL NOW]
Me: YouTube rosscreations
Wing: I will if you go out tomorrow
Me: Day sure
Wing: Why not night
Me: More people in day
Wing: Ya but u know I cant go in day fag
Me: You work at 4 no excuses
Wing: Lol try 11:30
Me: I guess it's up to YOU to decide what's more important in YOUR life. If you're content with being a slave to society and working your life away, so be it. BUT, if YOU are not happy with BEING A SLAVE to society then it is up to YOU to change it
Wing: Lol that doesn't really apply since im the one inviting YOU out and ur too pussy to come with me
Me: Where were you last Saturday night when most normal social people come out?
Me: Oh yeah thats right... "I'm just gonna stay home brauh i tired"
Wing: On saturday I was inviting u out to pearl instead of a restaurant... just like I did on friday... and thursday... and tuesday lmao
Wing: Dont let ur parents control your life forever bro
Me [BEING SARCASTIC]: Lodos is a restaurant that Thomas [ONE OF OUR FRIENDS] raved about to come during the night when he lived there... right... I totally forgot how he had a passion for fine dining
Me: Don't let YOUR job control YOURS
Wing: I don't lol that's why I invite u out 3-5 times a week... What don't you understand about that haha?
[Note: He is exaggerating for w/e reason. No way near close to 3-5x week]
Me: You invite me on a Tuesday night? Lol what anti socials go out on tues
Me: Lets go during the day when normal people are out, so we can pull normal girls
Wing: The same that invite u out on thursdays, fridays, ans saturdays lol
Me: I invited you on sat shutup lol
Me: "I'm just gona stay home brauh im tired"
Wing: After I invited u, I have u out every saturday since summer started... u have gone like 3 times lol
Me: Fact is I went out last week and you didn't lol
Wing: Lol so u go once then u go back to hiding in ur bedroom? Real alpha lmao
Me: Ok
Wing: Lol exactly, what happened to the [MY NAME HERE] that was ready to go out everynight?
Me: Ok
Wing: Sleeping problems?... beats that can't be made during the day?... some job search that requires u to search at midnight?.. ur the king of flakieness and excuses bro, all I asked is if u wanted to go tomorrow night and then u got all defensive lmao
Me: Ok
Wing: Ok lol
Wing: Ok lol



There you have it. I know it sounds corny as hell to choose, but if you do it will shut one of us up... which is needed I think.

Hope you enjoyed it lol

You basically got into a stupid pointless argument instead of just going out on your own and do your thing. This wing also suck btw.
None of you won. This is childish. Even thinking that you have to win an argument is bad attitude.

Stop worrying so much about being "alpha" to dominate over other people when you can't even dominate over yourself. I think you have the wrong idea about things bro... Don't let this shit get to your head. You think that being a complete asshole is alpha? You are going to be alpha in the corner by yourself because nobody is going to want anything to do with you.

Just pick one lol.

This isn't PUA vs PUA. This is a text argument between men with no women involved.

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Two words: Carpe Diem

This is pathetic. You both lost.

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I won because I am the alpha male!!!

Bow down betas.

Good for you. Now go mentally masturbate somewhere else....

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Two words: Carpe Diem

Talk with your chest next time you talk to me, pussy!

I guarantee you I'm more alpha than you.

I'm willing to get a bloodtest to show you how high my testosterone is! Your test is lower than your estrogen.

FACT -- Higher test = More alpha

This is legit +1

Alright bro. Let's take the test.

I will drive to wherever you live. I'll pack an overnight bag just incase I need to sleep in my car for a couple of days. I'll take off work for a few days. When the boss asks, I'll tell him:

Also, I found out. You're Uncle Richard Jr.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqEsUqI4YD8

"Say with your chest little ass nigga!"

/end

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I'm going to suggest you learn how to humble yourself before someone else decides to make you feel humble... By kicking your ass for being such a cocky little fucker.

You can have all the test you want and think that makes you "more alpha" but when you decide to mouth off to someone who has the status that can send 4 guys with loaded HKs and AKs to your front door and never even get his shirt dirty... Let me know how "alpha" you are then. You really need to check yourself dude...

@Syx

My nigga listens to K. Hart too!!

You're an alpha male too.

/end

@Majik
Bullets can't pierce solid muscle you STUPID FUCK!

Anyways guys... let's not get carried away. Back on topic.

So me my wing and my buddy go out. 1 bar was ladies night so it was smacking. When we first got there we were all being bitches. Seriously for an hour and a half we were just walking around and standing awkwardly... didn't know anyone. I was like "fuck this". I was so bored I felt sleepy in a damn bar with loud music.

Finally I'm standing right outside the dance floor and some chick comes up to me.. "You know where I can get some cocaine".. I'm like "Nah sorry I don't smoke" (Don't you snort cocaine? w/e fuck drugs we're bodybuilders here) So then she's like "ok" or some bullshit and I was like "Wanna suck my dick?" as she was walking away... This bitch turned around and smiled "maybe" and walked away.

At this point my confidence goes UP! All of a sudden I'm finally talking to bitches... Dancing.. little pecks on the cheek and shit... nothing like I fucked a braud but better than standing around like a fucking fuck head.

Whoooo

I was the life of the party. Then this guys friends introduced me to that guys friends blablbla.

Highlight of the night though... tall sexy THICK blonde is on here phone. Black dress and the dress is really REALLY short. I think I'm gonna get rejected if I approach cause she's on the phone, but I say fuck it. "Hey......... wanna dance?" She said "Yes".

In my head I'm thinking "wtf really?" but ayeee... it worked.

As soon as we started grinding and my hands were going up and down her outer thighs... fuarrrrrk. My dick was getting hard like that. BOOM! Mmmm she was thick. I just wanted to bite her thighs and just tear that pussy up with my mouth and fuck her on the DJ Booth.

But you know STI's so I think I wouldn't do her without a condom. But she was sooo foiiinee.

My fucking phone died and a girl or 2 asked me to get there numbers, which sucked balls. "You take down mine" is a hit and miss.

2nd highlight of the night was when IJDGAF and was dancing like Zyzz.

Shout out to the one guy who commented on here. His sig read "x number of body language mistakes you're probably making". I used to be stiff and shit, but now I relax my eyes and my jaw and I'm getting better results.

BITCHES LOVE CONFIDENCE - /THREAD
IT'S NOT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY, BUT HOW YOU SAY IT -/THREAD

Ohh yeah and my wing that I mentioned in this thread was quiet the whole night.

So I"ma give him mad shit.

"How are you going to talk shit and not even say hi to a girl"

I gave him a pretty hard time last night too lol... but ended it on a positive.

Love hurts <3

Seriously dude? Quit defending your ego, you guys sound like babies. If you disagree about something then too bad, to each his own opinion don't let it get to your head.

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