Hello Bitches

I was walking in the mall the other day and as i was looking for ass I made eye contact with this cute girl working one of those tiny little island shops in the middle of the mall. I had trained myself to smile instantly whenever i made eye contact with ANY living being...even a dog, however, before i even smiled she smiled first and then turned her head in kinda a flirty way,...you guys know what I'm talking about. Problem was, there was a vast distance between us, lots of people in the way and it would have taken me 30 seconds to B line over to her, which would have made me look like an awkward twat. so, because i was confounded for a moment, i just bailed, consoling myself that i would think up a good way to over come this problem and then never again have it!

After much wasted brain function i thought of this scenario.....
We make eye contact and she seems inviting by a smile or a gesture of some sort but there is a distance of some feet between our beautiful sexy bodies. No matter, I keep looking at her and confidently stroll up to her, right through the ocean of people. When i finally get up to her i smile again and say......
A) Hi, I noticed you undressing me from across the hall there and i just wanted to let you know....I'm not wearing any panties.....
B) Man it took forever to get over here....i saw you smiling at me and i figured i'd be nice and let you know you have some thing stuck in your teeth
C) Hi, I saw you looking at me...you wont tell anyone you recognize me from the wanted poster out side will you?

Any suggestions ...improvements? Thanks guys!

Those sound pretty decent ! however always introduce Time frame ! you're a busy man remember? (; ex) i gotta head to abercrombie n fitch in a sec etc.... or whatever... i like Option C .... pretty solid.. just stack forward with DHV's or other material

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I think they are too cocky.

I think you should just be normal. "Hi there, I'm stankwagon.."

And just chat to her. If she has made the eye contact already, that's most of the work done, you don't need to risk it with the cocky arrogant replies.

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Thanks so far for your responses.

I never thought I could be too cocky! Tho, i think your thought heeds consideration. I suppose just being nice has its merit. Then again, those responses were to be said kinda tongue in cheek. Then again, i may just be an asshole.

If that's what naturally flows into your mind on the spot and it fits the persona you're trying to give off, use it.

If it's something you have to think about, preplan, worry about having to remember everything, then don't use it.

Keep it simple. It's better to come up and introduce yourself in a simple fashion but confidently than trying too hard.

And don't post stupid shit like "Hello bitches." You just sound more stupid as the rest of your message doesn't follow through with the same rhetoric.

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Make eye contact (not 100%, that's creepy) and smile. Say, "Hey" and improvise. Don't underestimate the power of improvisation. It's a skill you can learn. It's harder to learn because you'll fail more at the beginning, but at the end you'll not regret it.

Be casual. But if cocky really fits your personality then go ahead.

Hey stank

I have a question.


Would you walk into a room of guys you aren't too familiar with and introduce yourself by saying "Hey Bitches" or are you just trying to project a desired self image on the internet?

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Yes i would, then i'd hold each one of them down and take a shit on their chests cuz i couldn't , even with the help of god almighty himself give a SHIT what anyone else thinks about me or who i am.

Would anyone on the internet say an eighth of the things they say online in real life? Of course not. Welcome to the internet.

@stank

I would just approach and be normal. I would say something like, "Hi I'm [name] and you're really cute. What's your name?" If you see her give eye contact and smile from 30 feet away, who cares? Just hold eye contact with her and keep walking towards her. Often times the things that seem the most awkward are actually the least awkward.

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The opening has already been initiated by the obvious ioi's by her. Why walk up with some canned line? She is into you, or so it seems. Until you bust one of those out and she thinks, "what a clown." Following up on her signs is already leaps and bounds over what most men would do. Get over there, talk her up casually but introduce a time constraint as mentioned earlier.

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You might as well forget about talking to girls and get a good health insurance.

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well, i only partly agree with you...i can still talk to girls, but i still might get some good health insurance.

Either just a regular hi or C) .. i kinda like that one.

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