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| Clawhanx | PostPosted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:07 pm | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Sat Jul 06, 2013 9:04 pm Posts: 12 | Hello everyone! this is my first post here in the forums . The guy is really annoying that I had to come for some advice...
Let me tell the story. There is a guy out there bouncing in every bar/restaurant with his basket full of red roses (I think you already got it there) that is pissing me off. I like to go to a calm vibe bar that this guy likes to go too... And there is were I like to get my first dates the most. The guy just come with his big beautiful basket and hand the girl I'm with a red rose, and if you simply refuse he'll just say "So she didn't deserve it? " putting that fucking awkward vibe in the air for the rest of the night. Anyway how will I refuse it when the girl is already smelling the damn rose... I know is just a rose, but it is pricey and he just come up without me knowing and practically compels me to buy his rose! Even buying it, it gets awkward in the beginning of the date for example. If the guy worked spontaneously, coming when asked or leaving after the refuse it would be OK and I would definitely buy it when the time is right , but it's not like that.
So... after this long story, I want advice in what to do/say when this situation happens again without being arrogant or stingy. Some witty/humorous thing to do.
I was thinking about taking two only at a big discount, to give her one, and put one in my jacket's breast pocket to look like a fucking bohemian! Looks retarded, but I think it would break the awkward vibe.
Anyway, waiting replies, Cheers!
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