I went to my doctor's office today because of abdominal pains and he was pressuring random parts of my body and asking if it hurts. Well anyway he told me to take off my pants and when I took it off he took one look at my dick and burst out laughing for a good three minutes.

Then he said "sorry hang on one sec" and left the room. A few minutes later a female nurse came in to "give me a blood test" but as soon as she saw my dick she screamed to the next room "Holy shit Mike you're right!" Then she cracked up and forgot to take the needle out. The doctor came back to the room and said "you're fine". I had no health insurance so I pretty much paid my doctor $245 to laugh at my tiny dick.

Do you think he'll laugh about it after work with the nurses while he's fucking them?

should have dropped a neg, mysterys fake nail routine wudda been good!

If this is actually serious, you really need to make a complaint dude. That's very unprofessional. You could prob get your money back and then some.

You're pretty much okay if you can always get your dick hard. You have it better than Bill Gates. Urban legends say what Bill owns is pretty much Microsoft.

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that reminds me the nurse had big tits so i got a huge erection when she came in but when she saw that it was 2 inches erect she nearly died laughing. i should have started fapping when she came in

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