How we doing boys? i hope everyone is good and progressing!

Im after some advice as always ha!

OK So im now in canada working on a small island, Im a barman which is sweet as im recieving lots of compliments from girls, Oh my god your accent is so hot.. oh my god i love your tatoos... oh my god how tall are you etc etc,

WHich is fantastic but then im like aw thank you smile then im stuck haha lame i know!! i mean dont get me wrong not all the girls are my cup of tea but still when you get a nice one it would be wicked if i could say something quick and witty in order to get her number as you all know you cant have a 20min chat while working on a bar hahaa!!


Quick low down since i was last on here

ok ill try and keep it brief!! finished with a chick that messed my head up and left me craving attention grrr! Buuuut theres no better attention then fresh female attention so off i went on a mission to get as many girls as i can! although i stoped at 6 haha but this was a constant 6 which meant i got one day to myself per week! which was fantastic for the first few weeks! ya know sleeping with a different girl each night of the week..... i gotta say NOT what its cracked up to be haha, i mean it was sweet being the centre of attention with the lads saying "i dont know how he does it" hahaa but in reality its freaking stressful! i mean they all need constant texts/attention and then when your with one girl you obviously cant text the rest so the others are all like oh my god i thought you died or what have you been doing blah blah blah.... it got to christmas and i was like i cant keep doing this so i flew out to visit my buddies in australia for the new year no chicks just beer and lads which was just what i needed.. got back to england a new man i hope im not boring you guys haha!!

ok i got another girlfriend after being home 2 weeks this lasted until i left to go traveling in October last year,

Since then i lived on a mountain at ski resort in canada.. WOW bitches be craaaazy up there haha!! Right at the start of the season i nailed a proper rough one fuck me she makes bigfoot look like britney spears in actual fact she nailed me kinda. its a funny story actually!! ok so were in a bar and i was gaming this chick on Instagram prior to arriving on the mountain but i now know why there was no body shots GOD DAMN!! anyway she was super full on!! saying come back to mine it would make such an amazing story "i was thinking what the fuuuuuuck" i was like aww thanks for the offer but maybe another night i wanna chill with the lads tonight! then she grabs me chap (knob) and whispers i think your friend wants to come back with me!! well that was it all sensibilty went out the window she woke up the beast there was only one thing on mind now!!

got back to the Hostel haha of which she came back to my room.. started getting jiggy in these bunkbeds seriously you would of laughed if you had seen it!! she starting giving me a BJ of which i couldnt look at her nasty face "shivver" but then she stopped and pulled me on top of her 2 mins later she shouts IM GOING TO VOMIT!!! are you serious god damn!! she runs out the room i was like dude sort your shit out! so as harsh as it was i grabbed all of her stuff and stuck it outside the door locked it and pretended to be asleep after 5 mins of knocking she got the point :s it was funny the next day...

Haha ok well the reason im telling you this, is because she hooked me up on that mountain!! she was running around telling all her girls that she slept with me and that i have a massive schlong! honest to god this is how it went down haha!! anyways since then i slept with 15 girls in 4 months nothing compared to you pros but that was amazing as i didnt have to pick up anyone haha its amazing how rumours work!

but now im on an island where ive not slept with a single girl in 4 weeks and im feeling so out of game its unreal!! so if you could give me any pointers to my question at the top id be ever so greatful

sorry if i bored anyone haha!

LMAO that is one hell of a story man.

cheers dude I've had some crazy experiences on that mountain haha, but ill try and keep to the question in hand otherwise ill be going on for ages haha!

Come on lads lay your words of wisdom on me it's Friday night and I'm working behind the bar tonight I wanna finish the shift with at least one number teach me teach me haha