F1 Weekend - Saturday Night - More Cash than HBs in my hands
The night started at my place where a group of 5 friends and I polished off a 40 (vodka) and then split our ways. One of my best friends and cousin James and I went along with KC (another close female friend) to a house party but soon hopped into a cab to a local club (It's on my list of regular clubs though I would prefer not to name it as I don't need to get the bouncer in trouble).
We arrived at midnight. It was a special event at at the club for F1 and there was a two hour wait. I'm not one to wait in lines so I shook hands with bouncer, my wallet got thinner and we walked straight to the door. The woman asked which guest list we were on. The bouncer yelled over that we were VIPs and to let us in right away. This was golden social proof, the whole line heard and I actually had HBs coming up to me saying they recognized me from outside and asking who I was.
After walking in James and I hit the bar and I pulled out the most odd peacocking item I have ever tried. A straw that doubles as glasses. It's also important to note at this point I don't normally sarge with James, he's a AFC that refuses to take any advice and believes he succeeds when he gets rejected. A good attitude but never closes in anyway and is an embarrassing liability.
Set #1 turning into Girl #1
We walk into the R&B room and James felt like opening to any girls he can. We go in to a 2-set asking for an opinion on the glasses. Both girls and James said they hated them. We split the girls and his girl was giving him IOIs and KINO.
I decided to try and convince my girl that the glasses were awesome. This girl had a big bitch shield, she kept looking over at her friend and James and was not interested in me what so ever. I did my best to occupy her as long as possible so James could try and close. Even that wasn't working so I rudely told her if she wants her friend to have fun unlike her to not bother them.
Frustrated, I turned around and a smiling girl (HB9) is about to walk by and notices the glasses. She complimented my glasses, so I highfived her and twirled her around throwing in a neg about her shoes. I got her to wear the glasses and we danced/grinded for a few minutes and then I saw James finishing up with his girl. I told her that I have to get back to my friends and got a kiss good bye.
Set #2/3/4 - Continued failure
We decided to try the glasses on a few more sets (2-set/4-set/mixed-set) and the glasses were only a hit with the guys at the mixed set so they remained on my neck for the rest of the night.
Girl #2 - Stalker routine? - Recommended to try
I decided to candidly help James out since it was his first time out in a couple months. I walked up to a blonde in a mixed set that looked like they were having a lot of fun and asked her to take our picture. After the picture I introduced James to the girl and went off on my own.
It was time for a smoke and I began to leave the R&B room and noticed the girl was behind me. I saw Cajun pull a similar move but in reverse (he was behind the girl), so I asked the girl if she was stalking me (playfully of course) and she played right along.
Once we hit the open hallway she said it's my turn to stalk her and I asked where we were going. Again, she continued to play along

and told I'd have to follow her to find out and we end up outside alone. After we got outside things went pretty stale, the conversation just wasn't rolling and I definitely should have been a bit more on the ball.
I failed but I'm happy I tried a new opener and it turned out to work pretty well.
Girl #3 - beautiful rack and the bottles start rolling
After failing to get anywhere with Girl #2 I pulled out a smoke and walked over to a 3-set to ask for a lighter (As mentioned previously I never carry a lighter, only matches which I forgot that night). They didn't have one but introduced me a pair of gentleman that they said did.
The two men were about 10 years older than I was and somehow we started talking and I ended up with one of them (I'll call him Mario) alone talking for a while. We opened a 2-set, an HB 4 and HB 8 and I took the HB8. She looked like a younger Britney Spears but perhaps a bit hotter and a far better rack.
Anyways, we get in line to go back in and start to build some rapport. After about 10 minutes Mario suggests we talk to the bouncer. He flashes a massive wad of cash and tells the bouncer we'll order 4 magnum bottles of Grey Goose and a table. Yes ... it was a fucking shock.
We stroll in again but this time we have a bouncer escort us and the girls to a table. Within a few minutes half of the club staff (women) show up with the bottles and three of them remained to serve us.
We end up inviting a bunch of people to enjoy drinks at the table pretending to be buds and boosting our social value even higher. We left a dozen or so guys and girls at the table (incl. James) to dance with 2-set we brought along. I played my typical dance floor game by twirling her around negging her dancing skills but something was wrong. She was having fun but somewhat reluctant while Mario's girl was ready to Fclose.
She had a boyfriend ... (it wasn't a shit test). I took her back to the table while Mario was feeding drinks to his HB 4.
A while ago I memorized this commercial (
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXg6djexZ2M) from Corona about how we only have one shot at life, how we gotta live it etc. I recommend that you memorize this ad (slightly tweak it) and give it a shot. It's worked pretty well in the tw, now three times I used it.
Half way through my speech she began to kiss me and we got to second base.
In the end Mario didn't Fclose as that girl would not have been worth it. We took the two girls to the bathroom and Mario and I decided to ditch them.
Venue Change
We went back to the table for about 10 minutes then I received a call from James. I had totally forgot I was with him. He grabbed a bachelorette party and told us to come outside and go to Rouge (a 21+ club).
We rushed over leaving the table and bottles to the mixed set to meet up with James we were only greeted with disappointment. These girls looked like friggen clowns. I have no idea WTF he was thinking. I punched him then grabbed him and told the ladies to have a good night.
Mario suggested we grab a cab then head up to a very high end lounge (3 vodka crans were 160$ + 40$ tip). He offered to pay booze if we provide the cigs.
2-Set - Cougars can be dangerous
Mario looks very much like Pitbull (he was constantly mistaken as him). When we arrived at the lounge we hit the bar and I noticed a pair of older women (around 40) that were both HB10s.
I head over there and asked if they wanted to meet Pitbull, they didn't buy it. After some playing around they were curious as to what was around my neck. It was the straw glasses.
One of them turned away extremely repulsed and the other one (blonde) loved them. I knew these ladies were experienced and I was in over my head but I decided to try and pursue the blonde as I usually do well with older women.
After some nice conversation and a bit of kino from both sides, her friend began her cockblock offensive. Things turned ugly fast. She began with some anti-English sentiments (she was Quebecois). In Quebec there is some tension between the "Anglophones" (English) and the "Quebecois". I am of Quebecois origins and speak both languages but I think the language war is ridiculous.
She went on and on in French about how Anglophones like me are horrible and I tried to get rid of her by waving James over to get her away from the blonde. It worked for a short time and I took the opportunity to tell the blonde that I had a good time talking with her and got a kiss good bye. I just wanted to eject out of the situation so I didn't go for the number.
I felt pretty bad as I left James with the friend and he was getting destroyed. He's pretty beta but still, I've never seen him tear up before.
Last call
I went around with James for a little while opening to sets until the lounge closed but things were pretty uneventful.
Conclusion
In the end it turned into a very lavish bro's night out. Had some fun with some girls, tried some new things and a blast with Mario and James. My failure rate is the worst since I was an AFC but I go out to have fun first and ladies second so I would consider the night a success.