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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:53 pm 
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I've been holding off posting this for awhile. But, I'm a heavy guy, and I've gotten girls tht my friends look at in awe of, beautiful--one was a model for Amateur clothing designer competitions (she paid her way through college modeling). One was a nude model. One worked in porn after we split up and got an award for Amateur of the year.

Nonetheless, the best sex I've had has been from the girls that people would think I'd go with, girls that are 50 or even 70 pounds overweight. They're not wobbling when they walk, but, they're heavy. But, oh my god, every one of them--I don't know if it was a survival mechanism to keep their man, or what, but, Jesus, they had hyper sex drives, they would do and try anything and everything, and they'd make you breakfast in the morning. There's nothing like a morning blowjob while enjoying a nice cooked meal.

I'm just saying. I get the PUA's are all about picking up the most beautiful women. I've personally been about getting the women that are the best in bed. If you haven't tried a heavy women, I highly recommend it.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 1:27 pm 
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Back in the day, my friends and I called that "Hoggin".

I say go ahead "fuck a fatty they are more dedicated!"

Fucking a fatty is like riding a moped, it's a hell of a lot of fun, just don't tell your friends!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 1:37 pm 
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Fat girls give the best head, the problem is after she gives you head and you try to fuck them. I have a problem getting hard, i like them thick, but not fat, in other words curvy, with the extra in the ass or boobs, not stomach.... dude whatever makes your dick happy, disregard the community... When you like a girl you will feel a sense of excitement, chemistry... It is ingrain, is not logical.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 3:22 pm 
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I've basically tried all shapes and sizes. Yeah, it's true heavy girls have good amounts of libido and a few are great in bed. The only problem I have is when a fat girl is riding my cock. My balls hurt like crazy.

At this point in time, I prefer the slim and petite 18-21 year old chicks. Most of them suck at cooking but they'll do your laundry if you let them.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:34 pm 
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HAHA GREAT THREAD REPS TO YA ALL :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 6:13 pm 
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I've never been with a girl who was more than 10 stone (140 pounds).

But after reading this thread I am tempted to get myself a big booty mama and oil her up good! :mrgreen:


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My friend once told me fuckin a fat bitch is alot like riding a scooter. It's all fun till your friends find out :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:02 pm 
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My friend once told me fuckin a fat bitch is alot like riding a scooter. It's all fun till your friends find out :lol:
Which is why I ride motocross. A lot more fun and nothing to hide from your friends, and totally worth the extra cost/injuries.
But in all seriousness, hooking up with someone you're not attracted to won't do any favors for your self esteem.


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My friend once told me fuckin a fat bitch is alot like riding a scooter. It's all fun till your friends find out :lol:
Which is why I ride motocross. A lot more fun and nothing to hide from your friends, and totally worth the extra cost/injuries.
But in all seriousness, hooking up with someone you're not attracted to won't do any favors for your self esteem.
when you're serious everything sucks and suffer ..seriousness is a mental disease...
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My friend once told me fuckin a fat bitch is alot like riding a scooter. It's all fun till your friends find out :lol:
Which is why I ride motocross. A lot more fun and nothing to hide from your friends, and totally worth the extra cost/injuries.
But in all seriousness, hooking up with someone you're not attracted to won't do any favors for your self esteem.
when you're serious everything sucks and suffer ..seriousness is a mental disease...
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Blanket statement much? There is a lot in life that you cannot enjoy or do safely if you are not serious. If you don't plan, and don't take safety seriously, then you are very limited in what you can do for fun. Try climbing Everest or skydiving, and not being serious about it.


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Dude, ignore that Nameless guy, he is weird and always posts unrelated replies full of smiley emoticons and strange photos.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:37 am 
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I was with one girl who isn't fat but is big- she's a D1 All-American rower. I just thought it'd be interesting to see how she is in bed, because she looked like she could kick my ass. I would say she is on a heavier side, but the amount of muscle she had could compete with the amount of fat she had.

With that being said, it wasn't anything special- I didn't get manhandled like I thought I would.

Perhaps better luck next time :twisted:

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Good God :roll: you all sound so full of yourselves. You think you're so wonderful. I wonder what these 'fat' girls are saying about you behind your back? Imagine if they were saying that your dick stinks and you're a loser but hey I'll have a bit of fun with him. Imagine they're telling their mates that your dick is a funny shape/too small/too thin/too fat and you don't know what the hell to do with it. Maybe they're telling their friends that you're a lousy lay but you're so desperate for it they feel sorry for you. I think it's called a pity fuck :lol: So don't walk away thinking you're the man when she's thinking you're an utter joke :P Have a bit of compassion ffs and remember when you slag women off, they might be slagging you off too :D Honestly some guys are so full of themselves.


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Imagine they're telling their mates that your dick is a funny shape/too small/too thin/too fat and you don't know what the hell to do with it.
Impossible. Every BBW that's met my little worm is satisfied after.
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Maybe they're telling their friends that you're a lousy lay but you're so desperate for it they feel sorry for you. I think it's called a pity fuck
I hope not... I'd be heartbroken.

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So don't walk away thinking you're the man when she's thinking you're an utter joke :P Have a bit of compassion ffs and remember when you slag women off, they might be slagging you off too :D Honestly some guys are so full of themselves.
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Dude, ignore that Nameless guy, he is weird and always posts unrelated replies full of smiley emoticons and strange photos.
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