So I added this random chick on Facebook who I have never met. She has has a bangin' body, nice legs and all that, blonde hair. I just want in!

Anyways, Facebook picking up is a bit tricky simply because your a complete stranger. I Googled the best Facebook opener I could find and the best I could come up with was 'This is going to sound super weird but I saw your picture and just had to say that your eyes look phenomenal!'

I'm not going to lie, but her eyes are the last thing that would grab my attention lol.

Anyways, It said on Facebook she seen the message at 7:30PM... 8hrs later, still no reply. Damnit! Now what should I do?

Dude,

stop gaming random girls on facebook... It's creepy as fuck.

-Majik

Facebook creepers r creepy. If you have a vagina and FB account you get an average of a dozen a day.

Don't Facebook game. Phonebook game.

1. Get some yellow pages.
2. Pick the best name you like.
3. Dial it.

I'll even leave ya some openers if you want.

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A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.

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Hey there,

I think chatting up girls on facebook isn't a good way to get to know a girl.

1. They can directly see ur social status.

2. Don't write: "I like ur eyes." if she has beautiful eyes, cause every other boy who was talking to her told her about her eyes. U need to tell her sth. she didn't know/didn't realize.

Try that next time

Joe