1. Hey! Do these jeans make my dick look big?!
2. Hey, I'm really into blonde haired girls with black jackets. I'm Dave.
3. I saw you checking me out over there. I'm not a piece of meat you know.
4. Do you want to fight right now? Let's take this outside.
5. You look like you're into the Jimmy Neutron look (while sporting Jimmy Neutron look).
6. Thumb wrestle. GO!
7. I like your hair, it's almost as good as mine *strokes hair-flip back*.
8. Why are you so tall?!?
9. Don't say anything yet. Let me guess. Your name is Cindy, you're a 7th grade school teacher, you have this weird obsession with oranges, and you love tall, brown haired blue-eyed guys.
10. ...Jessica Alba?
11. Nice hat.
12. I love your face. (Not actually in love with her face)
13. (Obviously not matching) We're matching! This is awkward.
14. (To a bachelorette) You can't get married! I love you! I'm going to break up the wedding, movie style, sweep you off your feet, and then break your heart a week later. You in?
15. I'm going to kill myself if you don't talk to me!
16. You weren't even going to say Hi?
17. Are you REALLY drinking wine on a Saturday night out? You must be having guy problems. Give me a hug. 18. (Girl who looks like Miley Cyrus) Wow I can't believe I'm finally meeting you. I loved that "7 Things I Hate About You" song. Can you autograph my chest?
19. Je veux vous embrasser dans la bibliothèque pendant le matin. (I want to have sex with you in the library in the morning).
20. Let's get out of here.
21. Is that real leather? I love pilots. Is your plane nearby?
22. Stop trying to seduce me from across the room.
23. I think I love you!
24. Staring contest, NOW!
25. Which biker gang are you in?
26. My ass is better than yours.
27. Make me a bracelet!
28. Just so you know, I'm hitting on you. You're not married, are you?
29. So are you one of the country singers whose going up later? The curls kind of give it away.
30. I almost wore the same dress tonight. This would have been terribly awkward.
31. Do you like my blowup doll? (points at blowup doll)
32. You looked like such a bitch from over there. I had to come say hi.
33. (As a guy is buying her a drink) Did that guy really just buy you a drink? Come find me after you give him five pity minutes of your time.
34. (To a tall girl) Hey listen, I think you are absolutely gorgeous but I get kind of intimated around girls who are over a foot taller than me. We're going to have to work through this.

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I like " 3. I saw you checking me out over there. I'm not a piece of meat you know. " I might actually try that.
I also like " 13. (Obviously not matching) We're matching! This is awkward. " but it seems like more of a second line (Second thing to say after an opener)
"30. I almost wore the same dress tonight. This would have been terribly awkward." That one also seems like a pretty good opener.
I don't like 1 though, it would be risky considering she might say no. Also, I think it would make you seem pretty arrogant.
I also don't like 34 because I don't think you should mention her tallness considering she might be insecure about her height

3 and 26, im gonna do.

great list this! very useful!

Heywood thank you for responding to me .i was about to give up on the forum because i did introduce my self all i got was some views of the post . fuck i thought i was a confident guy but asking a chick if my dick looks big in this jeans i feel like im going to get slapped .dont girls mind when you askem that type of qestion ?

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While it doesn't matter what you say upon approach, remember that first impressions are what counts *Because they're important*

So if you say something about your dick being big when first meeting a girl with a huge smile on your face, there's a high chance that the girl will immediately attribute you as a confident guy. The trick (and the hardest part for a lot of guys) is staying confident throughout the interaction. If you do that, you'll find that you could literally talk about nothing at all and still get her attracted to you.

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Why be afraid of what a woman will say? Or how they will react? Those who attracted to you will react positively! And those who don’t aren't worth listening to anyway.

As the OP said

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i like a lot of those openers and going to use a lot of them see if i can pull some of them off. one of my favorites is when im in a club at the bar i open with the games list of openers "did you see those two girls fighting outside" its a pretty good opener as most people would take an interest find out more so they can repeat the story to friends. i just make up a little story and move on from there usually it can start a conversation

Thanx a lot for the advise

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they are funny,

You sir are a hilarious fellow.

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"Good things come to those who GET OFF THEIR ASS AND DO SHIT"

kind of just started in the PU community, so naturally my first big sticking point is just saying f*** it and approaching. i'm printing this list out and i will complete at least thirty over the course of the week. thanks for the suggestions, wish me luck.

I take a razor to my head a couple times a week so this line has gotten some interesting reactions.

" I was thinking of getting a new blow dryer, my old one just does not dry my hair well enough"

they immediately assume i am crazy or trying a line...
so i say "it really bothers me how my goatee stays wet after a long shower....wait were you thinking i was into some kind of weird blow dryer fetish? tell me about your blow dryer fetish...i'm curious"
since she will likely take your intent as sexual let her babble for a minute and then make a positive comment about her hair and spin it from the direction of what she just said.

Some are really good, some aren't so good but 15 shouldn't be used, not at all. And don't say it works because it might work but on the type of woman you don't want to meet.

Most of those are meh and at best would get a girl to laugh at the lameness.