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"Are you the blond, brunette, redhead, (whatever she is NOT) that was hitting on me at the bar last week?"
This could go wrong if she's currently telling herself she's "looking for a relationship" which many girls are.
OP, I don't think you need a witty response. She texted you a question - answer it. The goal of texting her is to MEET UP. You will not be able to escalate with her on the phone (or your idea of escalating differs greatly from mine) so just tell her something that should help her remember and immediately add you want to meet her. After her next response (who gives a shit, it's a text), tell her a time and a place. It's that easy.
I agree with this reaponse. You should only try be witty/cocky funny in texts if it refers to something you talked about. Text has no tone so it can easily be taken the wrong way.
OP Just tell her who you are, if you have to joke make sure it's something she laughed at when you were hooking up, then organise a date. Don't over complicate it.