if you're at the bar getting a drink, and theres a hottie next to you, why not act as if you cant find your wallet, then turn to her and say "hey, can you spot me a fiver i think i left my damn wallet my friend's table" after her reaction, whatever it is, say "oops, there it is!" like you just found it in your back pocket, and pull it out haha

Not sure where u would take it from there but at least it gives an excuse to open..

personally i think that you could use something. i dont think thats the first thing that a girl wants to hear out of a guys mouth. but you should pull something like "buy me a drink" later in your set, but i wouldnt open with it.

well look its non threatening, kinda alpha male status to be asking a hot chick something like that in the first place, plus theres social proof by mentioning your 'friends at the table'

i havent tried it out yet but i will for sure

let me know how that goes.

Going bar hoping tonight. will give it a try and see how it goes. will report either later tonight or tomorrow.

field tested this on wednesday guys, hot indian girl, it didnt go to plan exactly but then it didnt fail miserably either..

Me: Ah shit, hey bub i think i left my wallet over at my friends table, can u spot me a fiver and ill get it back to u later promise..
Her: Don't think so, sorry
Me: Ah come on ur gonna make me get in queue all over agai... ah wait, hold up shit here it is, back pocket styles, all along haha.
Her: (polite smile)
Me: u gonna get me a drink anyway?
Her: No
Me: Alright alright u know what, fuck it, let me get YOU a drink.
Her: Really?
Me: Yeah, i'll get u what i think u'll like ok?
Her: Ok

I got myself a JD Coke, and left her a water with lemon at the bar, and just walked off with my drink, not looking back just went and joined my friends! i could feel her watching me walk away, probably thinking WTF lol

well i didnt see her again for the whole night but when the club closed and they were piling us out i felt a shove on my back and turn around.. indian girl!

Her: Wheres my drink?
Me: What? I got you a drink.
Her: That was water!
Me: Exactly!
Her: You didn't even give it to me u just left it there for any stranger to pick up!
Me: I was in a hurry! Geez
Her: Next time ur getting me a drink
Me: No next you're getting ME a drink
Her: I'm gonna get u a water
Me: You get ME a water and i'll throw it in ur face, mess up ur eyeshadow

what was awesome then is that her friends all laughed, from there my friends came over and i cudnt really one on one with her, but i got her name and got her on the facebook, and will see her soon i guess

so conclusion is.. it could work for you!

Thats opening on the wrong note. Get it, 'note!'
shit joke but clever.
wont be using this one, it starts with too much conflict. Pretty heavy neg too, water in the face an all that. You nearly got talked into buying her a drink. Opening somebody by asking them for money is DLV. Maybe just try 'ah i cant find my wallet, dont you just hate it when that happens, ah found it!' You even neg her if she says yes, by saying something like 'why do you have a wallet, you really should be carring a purse instead'.

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Try this one i said randomly in a club. The bar was pretty busy and i could'nt squeez in. So i just tapped this hot blonde on the shoulder and said 'hi if i give you the money can you get my drink for me?' she happily excepted, i spoke to her for a bit and left. When i went to the bar next was walking along it looking for a place to cut in & she an this guy was looking round at me smiling. She said 'want me to get this too'. We had a amazing conversation. And it turned out the guy she was with was'nt her BF

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