I have never been a fan of the traditional methods of peacocking, by this I mean most of Mystery's techniques: big goofy hats, black fingernails, leather pants, or other types he has used. So recently, I have been doing some peacocking of my own. My first new method is not wearing obnoxious clothing, but rather wear offensive T-Shirts. I have T-shirts that say offensive things such as:

"My GOD carries a hammer, your GOD died nailed to a cross"
"OLYMPIAN" (with 5 different colored condoms in the symbol of the Olympics)
"My kid would have been pro-choice"
"Menage' Trois" (with a picture of two barbie dolls naked, riding a ken doll)
"Don't let my big dick scare you, I'm really a nice guy"
"Only FUCKING FAGGOTS join fraternities!"
"NYMPHOMANIAC"

...you get the point, all of these different and completely offensive shirts I tailor to use them at the correct location and time. So far the responses I have been getting are all good, because people do like a good laugh and like normal peacocking it starts conversation very easily. In addition to wearing offensive clothing I was perusing through my closet the other day and noticed that I have an abundance of jeans that I no longer even wear, not because they don't fit, just because I have accumulated new styles and whatnot. So I started with one pair of jeans by ripping the outside seam of the back pockets so that the pocket hangs and reveals my ass. This is GOLDEN, so far it has worked at my college, the club, the bar, and even the mall during a daytime sarge. The first time I tried it I felt awkward because I thought people would just be like what is this asshole doing with 2 big holes in his pants. But, seconds after I walked into the house party I was attending my ass got pinched by two chicks one after another. It was happening all night long. So now when I go out, I wear pants that are ripped (the whole length of the pocket) (you can actually rip either side of the seam inside or out, both give you a nice effect on your outfit) and also wear obnoxiously loud colored boxers or briefs underneath. The first night I tried it I wore pink boxers and like I said, the girls at the party thought it was hilarious because they had never seen anyone walk around all night with their ass basically showing. Bottom line, as weird as it may sound, it fucking works like a charm.

Might I add, that both of these are an integral part of my new method I have been working on NIOSI. Read my latest lay report for an example of the NIOSI method, and I will be doing a full writeup on how exactly the method is done once I work out all the kinks and flaws.

Good shit homie!!!

I need to workout on my ass again to be able to pull that shit off tho...

But I'm interested in yer NIOSI method, please keep me posted!

Peace

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About 2 years ago, I used to do the same thing.
Offensive t-shirts... I can vouche for their peacocking abilities.

Examples of my own:

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED
on the first date.

MOST TALENTED
in more ways than you know.

Support Local Music
sleep with a musician.
(as I carry my guitar )

Then a few that are anarchist or political related (used to be into punk).
F-words galore.

It works.

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You can learn and learn and learn all you want... but until you go out and use it, it doesn't mean a thing.

T Shirts are a great way to meet girls.

the ones that have worked for me are :

"Self Taught Doctor"

"LAUGH so I can see them bounce"

"I offered her my honor, she honored my offer, and all night long it was honor and offer"

"You can fake it but I can fake an entire realtionship"

"1st Place National Pie Eating Contest"

"Enjoy the Extra Inches : _____ Ski Resort"

"Will Spoon for Poon"

I have TONS more.

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Chess Theory - "She thinks shes the queen, but the queen is just a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves"

hahaha yeah i have seen a bunch of those while shopping for the ones that I own, good shit fellas. let me know if anyone tries out the ripped pockets and has as much suscess as i have had

i might just have to try out the ripped pockets....i am a bar manager and i have banned ripped jeans from the dress code but i always go in and im always the only guy in ripped jeans....and the girls who dont know i work there are always like "how the fuck did you get in with those jeans"

to which i respond : "Bitch i made the dress code in this place"

BAM in..... lol

but seriously im going to field test the ripped pockets with pink and yellow poke a dot boxers...lol

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Chess Theory - "She thinks shes the queen, but the queen is just a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves"

lmfao this is a hilarious post. I'm so plain its not funny, I don't have any designs on my clothes, any name labels. I wear plain clothes baggy fitted, even all my shoes got one color each. I might think about buying offensive t-shirts soon but not now lol. Waiting for your method write-up. I've dedicated a month to no sarging because i've fallen behind in school lol. I hope to read your material.

"will party for food"

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"Man is the pupil, pain is his teacher."