This doesn't leave this particular thread chain (ok? O FUCKING K? I'm serious guy) But I have a very small penis. Both length and girth. Probably about 4.5 inches, if I lie and add 1 inch.

Basic question is simple, what should I stick in my pants when I go out that makes my bulge look large and very realistic. Also when I talk about my penis beforehand (obviously I'll say it's large) do you think they'll be able to tell? What if I only go after girls who are very very drunk...which is usually my MO. Or at least it's going to be. I haven't started PUA yet except mentally.

THANKS!!

Bookmarked.

honestly, I would go with a couple of socks on that thing. Length isnt whats important for the "in the pants" view. You need THAT BULGE. A few socks on your cock, and your golden. Trust me, it works every time.

Dude wtf? There are definitely other ways to make a girl have a great experience and make her cum over and over again. Also, you're focusing on the wrong areas here. You don't need to stuff things down your pants to create the image of a larger penis.

Don't live a lie. Accept it and move on, be honest and truthful. Not that anyone has to know beforehand whether your penis is 3 inches or 10 inches anyway. Seriously, if anyone asks you say "I can show you later if you want." I mean it's no one's business. And if you're with a girl and she comments on your penis size in a negative way even though you've given her a good experience, that's probably a sign that you two don't fit (no pun intended). That she's probably not the one for you and you should keep gaming until you do find one you have an actual meaningful connection with other than the size of your penis.

Get out there and actually start talking to girls.

Okay, second thread of you I am reading tonight, and I has to say this is the second most retarded thing I've heard in months, oh wait, actually, this might go for the title shot of the year.

Really?

Stuffing your pants is the solution? Let me ask you this question:

Why are you getting into pick up? To get strangers phone numbers or to fuck girls? Don't you think they'll find out you are putting socks in your crotch area soon enough if you actually fuck them? Oh man, I wish I could see their faces when that happens... That might be priceless, what a freak they would think you are, and you most probably ARE if you are thinking about this right now.

That being said, I feel being nice, so here, read that, it might help you:
mrmatt-guide-penile-related-problems-an ... 52853.html

And also, why look for a fake solution when you could go for a permanent solution? Did you know that the average size is 5.5? You're only 1 inch away. You should do some PE exercises.

http://www.pegym.com/forums/penis-enlargement-forum/

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Do you talk about your small dick to every girl you try to pick up?

If shit comes up, as a joke or a question, where she asks anything about your millimeter peter, keep it a mystery:
"That's for you to find out."
"Maybe someday you'll see for yourself."
"You gotta earn a chance to see it."

I've talked to a PUA who puts such a negative image that it's absurd. They think he is obviously kidding. If they ask how big, he uses a bunch of metaphors to hyperbolize how small it is. This guy's a girl magnet though.

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If you guys can't see that this thread is a troll then I don't know what to say

this appeared on that puhate site very shortly afterwards. hmmm. they must be bored.

jesus christ!! dont tuck anything into your pants. it must ten times more imbarrising to be something your not and therefor lie AND disappoint her! be a fucking alpha, and dont give a fuck about what others think... fuck who you like, if you think you'll disappoint her with your small cock, then find a way of using it better like rotate your hips while fucking her and thereby stimulating the inside walls of her vagina and then it will seem thicker to her.... GOOD LUCK

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