A: And you look slutty.

ST: You never tell me you love me.

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A: Your right.. I never buy you flowers either. But you can just think of my cock as a flower and our fucking as poetry in motion!

ST: I really feel we aren’t compatible.

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A: Love is a serious thing for me. If you love me that is fine. I like you but I would have to know more about you to love you.

ST: Why the fuck are you talking to us?

You're right, you're cute but I'm pretty sure you can't cook. (qualifier?)

Usually, if you are gaming well, it won't come to a point where they fuck you off like that. If you just approached and they said that, do you really want to waste your time with a bitch like that? Anyway,
A: "How cute".. then ask her friends " this little creature has a big mouth on her ,huh? "

ST: The way you dress is horrible. Have you even looked at the mirror before leaving home?

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A: There's not really anyone worthy to dress up for here. Where are all the cute girls at?

ST: If I fell down, you'd be a gentleman and pick me up, wouldn't you?

A: Sure i will darling, as long as you do my laundry and clean my dishes this weekend..

ST: * freaks out and shouts* saying: " Stop touching me!!! "

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A: You stop touching her and ignore it and move on to the next thread or talk to another person next to you as if nothing happened.

PS - realize that shit tests are passed by having you be unaffected by them, truly and honestly.

A: Excuse me, you reminded me of my Mom so I thought I would give you a much needed hug.

St: How many women have you slept with?

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There's enough replies to this thread that every Shit test in existence is archived here...

A: *Smile* Guess....

(Whatever she says just act insulted C&F style and change the topic asap)

ST: "I don't give my number to minors..." (Short or age-wise)

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A: I totally agree, I don't either.. So "44..."
ST: Omg, you totally look like *cartoon character*..

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A. "What kind of cartoons have you been watching?" (As if she is the wierdo)
OR
A. "Are you still watching cartoons at your age? What are you, 12?"

A friend of mine actually got asked the following ST. I thought of an answer to it based on something that happened to me over a decade ago.

ST: "Have you read The Game (by Neil Strauss)?"

I haven't made it through this entire thread yet, but this is by far the most interesting shit test example I have seen.

Chikito wrote:
Shit test: She orders drinks for you two, then tells you she doesn't have enough money to pay and that you should pay. Remember the barman is right there.

1. If I was feeling pissed I would totally pay for the drinks, then (with a big smile or a smirk) say something like "its ok, I got you covered" then take one of them and give it to somebody, anybody else (hopefully a different cute girl I was talking to earlier) and keep the other one for myself. This might work really well if there is an obstacle with her (combine with number 4 if you can)

2. If there's no one else, Id just gun the extra drink I bought (after paying for both drinks and tipping the bartender) and keep the second. This can be combined with number four to make her work for it.

3. Tell the bartender "its ok you can take one of these back /I only need the one drink" BUT put down enough to cover the cost of both drinks (plus normal tip) and hope the bartender plays along and takes the other one back. This makes her look bad, and doesn't piss off the bartender. (you keep the other one, with possible to combine with number four after drinking some of it)

4. Or if I'm feeling playful and not like being mean I'd make sure she had to something to earn it before I gave it to her, maybe even say something right out like "I only by drinks for girls after I know they are gong to make out with me/ kiss me/ wake up next to me/ give me their number so they can take me out, etc.

5. If she grabs one and starts in on it as shes saying that, combine giving it away/ gunning it with taking the one she has away and saying (with a smile, smirk, wink) sorry, this ones mine, then hopefully an opportunity for number 4 or something like that.

Its a judgment call but instinct says not to let that slide w/o repercussions or even stepping up a notch

edit- not posting my own shit test until i finish reading this long as thread,

and in response to above:

I don't see how that's important unless you want to play (wink, smile, laugh, light kino like you are in on the joke, put it back on her like she was trying to get sexual w you!)

I understand how you feel. Without the ability to listen to and appreciate music, its hard to understand what a bass player does.

(Actually said this before, more than once)

ST from the female friend, barging in on a conversation with the target, "So, you gonna buy her(us) a drink or what?"

A: I was going to ask you the same thing.

ST: Didn't your mother tell you to treat women with respect?