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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:04 am 
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'Sup guys.
I'm new, just decided to set my account up to ask this question. I'm not a newb or anything, never felt the need to sign up to a forum but I reckoned it'd do no harm.

To get to the point:
Haven't had sex in over a year due to being in hospital, last time I did before I went to hospital I lasted about 30 seconds. It was such a crush to my confidence that I've only recently started picking up chicks, and I'm incredibly nervous.
I'm meeting a super hot girl to fuck on Saturday, to add to the anxiety, she's by far the hottest girl I'll ever have fucked.
Any and all advice will be greatly appreciated.

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Lot's and LOT'Sof foreplay, get her so hot it does not matter how long. Then just take a small break, and go again! You will be FINE!

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 4:44 pm 
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You're........ "meeting" a super hot girl to fuck?

I doubt this is actually going to happen dude. If she's hot like u say she is going to flake or withhold (as she should). Stop trying to meet girls just to fuck them. It only works on uglies n scrubs and it means u have no standards. She's making a fool out of you.

"Hey, let's meet to fuck."

Not to date, not to hang out, but to fuck.

Ya right.

If by some miracle u actually do get the opportunity to fuck this girl (which I hope u don't), just blow it in 30 seconds, who cares. It ain't like u love her. Of course u won't be able to maintain the frame but u deserve the embarrassment.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:58 pm 
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You're........ "meeting" a super hot girl to fuck?

I doubt this is actually going to happen dude. If she's hot like u say she is going to flake or withhold (as she should). Stop trying to meet girls just to fuck them. It only works on uglies n scrubs and it means u have no standards. She's making a fool out of you.

"Hey, let's meet to fuck."

Not to date, not to hang out, but to fuck.

Ya right.

If by some miracle u actually do get the opportunity to fuck this girl (which I hope u don't), just blow it in 30 seconds, who cares. It ain't like u love her. Of course u won't be able to maintain the frame but u deserve the embarrassment.
lol, wow dude, chill. You misinterpreted the hell out of me. It's not like we're meeting to fuck, we're going to a party and us fucking is long over-due because I've been stalling it. I do actually like her, quite a lot.

And thanks to the other guy who gave me great advice. *Internet fist-bumb*


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You can't masterbate in a mental institution? A year is a long time.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:38 pm 
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You're........ "meeting" a super hot girl to fuck?

I doubt this is actually going to happen dude. If she's hot like u say she is going to flake or withhold (as she should). Stop trying to meet girls just to fuck them. It only works on uglies n scrubs and it means u have no standards. She's making a fool out of you.

"Hey, let's meet to fuck."

Not to date, not to hang out, but to fuck.

Ya right.

If by some miracle u actually do get the opportunity to fuck this girl (which I hope u don't), just blow it in 30 seconds, who cares. It ain't like u love her. Of course u won't be able to maintain the frame but u deserve the embarrassment.
lol, wow dude, chill. You misinterpreted the hell out of me. It's not like we're meeting to fuck, we're going to a party and us fucking is long over-due because I've been stalling it. I do actually like her, quite a lot.

And thanks to the other guy who gave me great advice. *Internet fist-bumb*
Ya it def sounds like u care about dis girl

Totally


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:35 am 
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What's with all the stress dude? Am I only allowed to try for relationships? Why are you even on this forum?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:43 am 
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What's with all the stress dude? Am I only allowed to try for relationships? Why are you even on this forum?
U asked a stupid ? nerd cry 2 your mom


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Search around a bit. Plenty of threads on this topic. Good luck.


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