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Safe man!
I know everytime i finished my post there was another one already up.
Na see the thing is its the girls who start the fights!
I think women are much more crazy than men.
For example new years eve this one women we were with bottled somebody for some stupid reason and the bouncer rugby tackled her. I would'nt fuck with her, shes one hell of a woman, plain crazy.
Funny enough i got offered a job there that night as a doorman, im only like 5'8 and not the biggest of blokes. Me a doorman! WTF
Heh, that reminds me of my last job, working behind the bar at a nightclub. One night, instead of being chronically understaffed as usual, everyone was in working. As we weren't run off our feet, i got told to make sure no one left out the front doors that they came in, as they'd introduced a new side door exit.
Imagine drunken twats, not realising there's a new exit, coming up and trying to barge me out of the way. I'm only 5'11 and 12 stone, and i'm getting huge knuckledraggers trying to throw me about all night. The women were definately the worst, most of the guys just accepted it. But the women tried to charm me, tried to barge past using their 20 stone friends as battering rams, tried everything. Not much fun when some chav twat starts having a go at me for human rights and he can do what he wants blah blah blah. I had two bouncers as back up outside the doors, one was stood there telling him he's not coming through.
Then he just grabs the guy by the windpipe, picks him up, and launches him out the doors. Still with his trademark smirk on his face. I was pissing myself with laughter at that point.
CHAT
