| Now, I don't know how things are where you guys are from, but here in Denmark, you cannot (and should not) try to out-AMOG an AMOG; mostly because he will beat the living crap out of you and laugh at your broken body.
So I want to see if you guys have some sneaky ways of dealing with the AMOG's? Here is two examples that I've successfully used.
Situation 1. I'm playing table-football (seriously is this the right translation?) with a girl, we win and she hugs me, when her boyfriend comes over with two of his friends.
*He pushes me, oh crap. Okay he isn't the biggest guy in the world and I am not a small guy. I can take him his friends would then kick my ass, and my friends would kick theirs, I'd "win" the interaction sure, but I'd have blown my chance with the chick and gotten a beating in the process, what to do? What to do?
Him: "Don't hit on my girlfriend!"
Me "Relax mate.."
*He pushes me again.
Me "Dude. Stop! there's a better chance that'll I'd hit on you man, I get jealousy it sucks, but you don't have to worry about me"
Now what happens is that this guy melts, he doesn't know whether to happy that I am not hitting on her, or scared that I might start hitting on him AND he is taking what I am saying at face value because, well...
...What straight guy would ever imply that he is gay.
Then I turn to his girlfriend and go "I'm sure he means well, but your boyfriend is a bit rude" and she start scolding him, he is literally shrinking into to ground, now is the fact that I've implied that I am gay going to hinder my game? Nope, so it's all good.
Situation 2. Gorilla-Guy and the hot blond.
Now these two are only friends, but he is still the AMOG, if i start hitting on his friend he is going to try and sabotage it. So I used one of my female friends as a grenade (there is a longer and more detailed post about this, and if you want I'll link to it) now he is occupied with her, and I am free to move in on his friend, even if he blows it, he isn't going to ruin my sarge, because I just gave him a girl. He'll give me a chance.
Anything thats been working for you guys, or that you want to test out bring it! I'm looking forward to seeing what you come up with.
Good Luck out there _________________ No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln
Because i can.
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