| So I was at the club last night (it was a bad night overall, nearly got into a fight when three girls started dancing on me and some guy with them got PISSED, but still, my "bad night" last night was better than most "good nights" I had gaming even 6 months ago).
I was dressed ridiculously (I'm not sure how well that works out, now that I'm getting more calibrated. I get more attention for it, sure, but with actual game it seems less necessary) - wearing a suit, dress shirt, a bow tie, and sneakers.
Anyway, I approach these girls during a Pitbull song, and I'm like "Y'all having a good time?" and start dancing.
One of the girls (girl #1) tells me that her friend (girl #2) had a HUGE CRUSH on my friend.
I walk away, bring my friend over.
Start dancing with them a bit, but they weren't like super hot (they were alright. Definitely acceptable 2 am fare, but not 11 PM fare).
Anyway, I sorta liked #2, and my friend didn't seem that into her, so I talk to them occasionally throughout the night.
Anyway, I see #2 about to leave at like 1, 1:30 with some tall, possibly muscular thuggish looking dude. I'm short, and as I mentioned, dressed in a suit with a bow tie.
I roll in. Hand the girl my phone, command her to give me her number.
She's like "Oh, this is my boyfriend."
I just blow it off, being like "That's cool. Still, number."
At this point I've gotten between the guy and her - he just backed up like automatically. I was totally in charge of that social situation.
Girl #2 is like "I don't know if my boyfriend, who I am about go fuck, would approve of me giving you my number."
"He'll be fine with it."
Girl #1 says "WOW. You have MASSIVE BALLS."
To which I say, "Yeah. I do."
At this point, Girl #2, who seemed annoyed at first that I got between her and muscular tall guy is looking a little more attracted, like sortof a "Wait, is bow tie guy the real man here?" expression. At least, that is how I interpreted it. I got the impression she was not used to this sort of situation (as I said, she wasn't absurdly cute, she was a bit chubby, but I really liked her hair and face).
She added me on Facebook. I probably should have doubled down and gotten the number, but I noticed this other girl (Girl #3) that I had hit on earlier was next to us and she was far hotter (and I'm probably going to do a day 2 with her this week now), so I left.
Before I left, Girl #1 was like, "Would you fuck my friend?"
And I saw something I had seen off of the Apocalypse close - "Yea, I'd fuck her in every hole she's got."
Which seemed to satisfy the friend.
How do I read this situation? I am under the impression that in a normal situation, I could have gotten Girl #2's number, but in the short time I was in the interaction at the end, I didn't earn enough value to justify her taking the risk of pretty much assured hot guy sex to give me her #.
Why did her friend asked me if I would fuck her friend? Was it a shit test?
At least I got Girl #3's number. She was texting me sarcastically later that evening.
Oh also, with Girl #1 and Girl #2, I knew they weren't with anyone earlier. They had almost left with me to go to another club with my friends, but I couldn't rustle up all my friends (should have just rustled up a few and left). So it was just funny as hell.
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