ME-
So...I'm 35 and I've been divorced three times. I have four kids...but the good news is I’m finally getting a job. LOL

Ok, so seriously...I'm 23 and have my life together. I'm a very social person and like to spend most of my nights out; oh and I’m all kinds of sarcastic so you'd better like to laugh!

Her-Lol I don't know how u did it, but ur lil joke made me reply to ur message, I'm Abi n u r?

ME-i didnt wanna to be like these lame dudes on here saying shit like 'hi" or "hey". i read your profile so i tried to make it a little interesting you know. so abi tell me about the soft side of you because base off your profile you sound like you about that life lol ?

HER-Lol, no soft side to me besides how my body feels. I'm blunt n straight forward!

what should i say next guys?

Well, this could be a few things, she could be horny and thinks your hot, this is a shit test;don't by into it, she's playing you, She's a he (You never know online lol).

But whatever the situation, I'd escalate! You're sarcastic and funny, the main thing to do online is to build comfort at the same time. Use this line "Whoa! Hey now, none of that! We just met, you'll have to buy me a drink before I'm that easy " or some variant of that in your own words.

Good luck!

_________________
Let's hit the streets!

Go with J2 Serious on this. Keep the sarcastic and funny going but do some traditional dating stuff as well:

Find out more about her, see what type of things she is into - work career etc. Build comfort and rapport. THEN ask for her number / date. You'll hit a MUCH higher percentage of dates, your dates will actually show up and you'll be armed with lots to talk about on the date and increase your chances of a home run.

Solid game is the best.