Ok I got a girls number, sent her a text. I sent her a small rhyme I made up. I made it amusing/sorta funny and certainly original. None of this How are you balls.


Me: 12:42am "The cat sat on the mat, and spread open it's gaping fap. The mat got wet, they'd only just met and the cat gave birth to a rat. A drunk poem, as promised. I hope this spices up your day."

24 hours later...

12:12am "Wow only just seen this little delight...And what a delight it is! I feel very special to have been the inspiration to such fine art. And to think, they'll only just keep getting better! Thanks babe xoxoxox

How should I reply?

You think you can do better? I'll take you on, I'll poetry slam yo ass!

Is what I would say.

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