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Blany
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shit test HB : So how much do you make?

ME: Whoa, I had you pinned for a gold digger, such a needy lil brat, dont worry tho we will be able to send our kids to the best colleges out there!

new shit test: do it again, do it again please ... (afer you run a routine or trick on her)
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mozyFresh
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(not a shit test)
Do it again, do it again (after routine)

Reply: maybe later, here there's something else i wanna show you...

Shit test: whats with your hair/frindge
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Shit test: whats with your hair/frindge?

reply: well hunny, thats called style, something your not familiar with.

new shit test: hey you lend me 10 dollars for the slot machines!
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pua: yea how about i put that 10 dollars to better use....like buying you a drink?

shit test: do you just like slutty girls?
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PUA: Are you saying that you are slutty? Because that will be very unattractive.

HB: You have bad breath.
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Hb : you have bad breath.

PUA : you have a weird nose, most people like the smell of chewing gum *pretend to chew gum*

shit test : how come your face is so red?
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SB: You have bad breath

Reply: and you have a bad mouth. Think before you open it.

HB: why is your face red

Reply: is it? Who gives a fuck, your cunt is redder than a baboon's butt, but do you hear me complaining?

(But seriously though, was that last one really a shit test?)

Shit test: how do i know wheather your just a player?
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PUA: Player? I don't know define player

HB: Ummm... like a smooth talker

PUA: Well I hope so then, I'd take being a smooth talker as a compliment... so thanks :)




Shit Test: You're a jerk! You'd do better with girls if you were nice like your friend. I'm going to go dance with him! *Grabs friend/AFC and pulls it to the dance floor* (I know this seems like a bitch shield, but at the same time they are waiting to see what you'll do, just like in a shit-test.)
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Shit Test: You're a jerk! You'd do better with girls if you were nice like your friend. I'm going to go dance with him! *Grabs friend/AFC and pulls it to the dance floor* (I know this seems like a bitch shield, but at the same time they are waiting to see what you'll do, just like in a shit-test.)
PUA: Why would you do that? I know you still use the moves that were popular in the 80s :) --- not sure about this one.

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SHIT TEST:
HB: Why do you wear such tight pants? Are you trying to show off something?
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HB: Why do you wear such tight pants? Are you trying to show off something?

reply: Hey baby, im a rockstar, get in line if you want a piece of the action.

(i know its bad but couldn't think of anything SPAM)

new shit test:

her: WELL, are you gonna take me shopping or what? i need money!
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her: WELL, are you gonna take me shopping or what? i need money!
PUA: Woah, slow down there... I just met you. Why dont we start off with a drink first!

SHIT TEST: Why are you talking to a lot of other girls at this club/bar?
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HB: why are u talking to alot of other girls in this bar?

pua: im jus trying to find the right girl to talk to :) u wouldnt happen to know where i could find her do you?
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HB: why are u talking to alot of other girls in this bar?

pua: im jus trying to find the right girl to talk to :) u wouldnt happen to know where i could find her do you?
You forgot the shit test . . .

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HB: why are u talking to alot of other girls in this bar?

pua: im jus trying to find the right girl to talk to :) u wouldnt happen to know where i could find her do you?
it's not that much.. i've done a lot more everyday.. but wow u alredy know me.. are you a gypsy?


NEW SHIT TEST:
are you a bisexual?
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SHIT TEST:
are you a bisexual?

reply: it depends if you have a cock or not

new shit test:
whats with the black nail polish, are you gay?
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