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Ask her for her 5 pet peeves and tell her your number one (even before she replies) is when girls mindlessly say "I don't know"
Ask her if she's ever had a Bacardi Rambo. There's a college football player named Bacari Rambo (don't mention this yet). After she says no, tell her she's GOT to try one. Get her to order herself one. If she asks what's in it, make some shit up. Then after the bartender gives her a puzzled look, tell her that you and some friends saw Bacari Rambo playing football and thought it sounded like a great name for a cocktail. Ask her what would she throw into one if she had to make up a Bacardi Rambo.
Touch her on her shoulder and ask her on a scale of one to ten, how awkward does it make her feel (while leaving your hand on her shoulder). Whatever she replies, offer to shake her hand to "show her how much more awkward that would be". When she does it, say "crap, you should go wash your hands now, I just got over the flu" and rub your nose while sniffling. When she gets grossed out tell her you were kidding and offer to buy her a hot toddy.
Tell her she's got a booger in her nose. When she goes willy nilly looking for it, tell her you'll get it and run your hands through her hair (slowly, smoothly, ALMOST sensually). Then say, "I'm sorry, I just wanted an excuse to run my hands through your hair." Then ask her something about her hair (what kind of shampoo does she use? Tell her about the girl that uses urine and has hair as nice as she does, etc.). Girls will not stop talking about their hair.
I just made all of this shit up (except my Bacardi Rambo game). Try it and report back. _________________ Where there are bees, there is honey
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