So I met this hb long time ago, she was flaky on call, I met her again her in Vegas by chane and she seems to be really interested and told me we should hang out sometime when we back.
Any way I texted her last night like:
Me: Happy new year ; ).
No text after one day, I didn't care too much about her so I texted her today like
Me: In my culture the response to my text is like : "Happy new year to you too darling/baby.." how about yours?
After half an hour:
HB:Happy new year to you love
So basically I think I suck at texting and texted her back like:
ME:I though for a moment your are alien. So the difference is Love... that's cute.
HB:No Alien, geez thanks.And love is my word,sorry that's what I always say.

Well, I tried to sound funny and it seems again it's fucked up. Since I am not native, many times I fuck up the texting.Any ways, Do you think it's done and she is not interested or do you think anything I can do at this point?

I wouldn't say that your situation is fucked. The fact that she did reply in general and to the lame joke (no offense) counts for something. I'm not an text game expert by any means so I won't offer any suggestions though

To be honest, recently I am getting angry and impatient around not texting back from hbs...
I didn't like it the way she replied me back for the happy new year etc... this is not the first time that happens for me (bad responses) I am bad at texting since it really wastes my time and energy(I hate texting).it's really hard for me to get them to the first date even if she is totally interested when we meet.
My question is should I say I am sorry it meant to be funny or should I ignore it and text her later or be direct about asking her out and cut the bullshit or any other better idea?
All I wanted is to meet her again and she wanted too and brings it up when we met in vegas for the second time..
Any suggestion?

I understand your frustration with it, its fucking annoying to say the least. To put it in perspective, you want her to in the situation you're in right now; second guessing everything you say and waiting for other to reciprocate your interest that comes seldom.

As I said, I am no expert so be critical with my remarks. I definitely would suggest not apologizing, thats not the way to go. How long ago was that last message from her by the way? I would call her in a few days and tell her that you're going to some place and imply that she should come.

she ain't interested. move on.

and stop saying its 'urgent'! its not fucking urgent. your desperation is urgent, so go get a hooker to relieve your 'urgency', in the meantime learn to tell what is and what isn't an IOI.

i hung out with an ex tonight (before shagging her again) and she showed me all the texts she gets from guys like you who think that a response is an IOI. it isn't. mostly they're just being polite.

u will know a real IOI because they'll be tearing down your house to get your cock in their cunts.

and stop trying to 'game' with texts. texts ought to be used to arrange meet ups and thats all. girls are smarter than you think and see through that bullshit. try to game through text and she'll just think you aint got the balls to arrange a meet up and fuck her.

First of all If she was fucking smart, she was on my cock by now ,not fucking a douchebag. See your whole statement is false.
Second, I fucking hate to game on text and I don't want to. I tried to call she didn't answer.But I saw her in Vegas and she told me we should meet up.
Again most of girls are fucking retarded, if they could see the true value of a guy , I would have slept with at least 1000 girls by now.

what is your true value?

This is not a place for bragging and I don't wanna do that.

i'm not asking you to brag, i'm asking you what your true value is.

i ask this because often we don't know our own value hence why we put so much value on other people (such as women) in the hope it gives us value - which is never a good idea.

In sum I have great DNA but not great social skill (great quality no marketing), answered your question?

ok. well at least you know what area to work on.

people love to be listened to. like me, they love the sound of their own voice and opinions. it makes them feel important. if you can be the guy that makes someone else sound and feel important just by listening to them talk then you will be loved by many. that is all the art of being sociable is about. the beauty is you don't even have to do all the work. you let them do it all for you.

if you don't believe me try it out for yourself today. go and make people talk and listen to them. never mind getting into their knickers for now. that will come later.