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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:37 am 
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Hey guys

I should briefly describe the process that I had lived. I used to be a total loser than I have read,watched and searched a lot about picking up girls and I have built an alpha personality and the last situation is this:

I have met this ultra sexy hot blonde and we talked. I was so cool and relaxed so we were talking about coffees and I mentioned that I have a special arabian blend (which I really have it) and she just said ok then I will come over. What should I do for the score,or what shouldnt I do to spoil it.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:31 am 
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She's sounds refined and sophisticated,

Since they have an image to keep up, refined girls won't speak to you if you say certain things to them. So never say these certain things. Never say to a refined girl:

1. "So tell me about your woman parts."

2. "Want to hear me play my fly?"

3. "I'll buy you a drink if you let me crack the knuckles in your toes."

4. "Go ahead, see if you can guess how big it is."

5. "Oh, Michelangelo was okay, for a guy who couldn't tap dance."

6. "OMG!... you've got a neck like a bull!"

7. "I'm probably the only guy around who isn't gay."

Refined girls don't want to hear these things. Rather, they prefer to hear refined things, things which draw on the arts, which draw on the classics, which reveal you as a thinker, as an intellectual, as a guy with suave moves.

Seriously Bro, don't be so fucking outcome dependent!

Just relax, calm the fuck down, have some FUN with it.

Not that I promote anyone's shit, but this is a fairly accurate guideline.

http://infothread.org/Pick%20Up%20Artis ... Ladder.pdf

Give it a read, look for subtle clues.

Keep good eye contact...... RELAX! IT"S FUCKING COFFEE, not your 1st day on a porno shoot!

Try not to blow your load if She's wearing a short skirt...okay?

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 2:28 pm 
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Work with me on this bro. Ok, she comes over, you have her sit down and go get the coffee. You bring it out on a little saucer plate and start to hand it to her. "Here you go my dear, I think you'll....OOPS!" and spill it all over her shirt. Then you play it up: "Ermagherd! I can't believe that actually just happened..."

Now for the nuts and bolts of the plan. You tell her to take her shirt off so you can throw it in the wash for her and give her an old t-shirt of yours which you have conveniently prepared with a smidgen of your best cologne. Now she's sitting there in your clothes, smelling you, and she can't go anywhere for a while. Apologize to her, laugh a little, tell her you can't believe that you did that. Start blaming yourself to try and get her to be like "It's okay, I'm not mad."

After a few moments tell her that sitting there like that she reminds you of a song. On your computer or phone go to youtube and play the song "With you" by Jessica Simpson. They lyrics go "With nothing but a t-shirt on, I've never felt so beautiful the way that I do now. Now that I'm with you." That song was huge back in the day, I know she'll know it. Then all you have to do is tell her that she really is beautiful and go sit next to her. Whisper: "Are you still mad at me?" Then kiss her.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 5:48 pm 
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Just make sure that coffee is not to hot or you two will spend the day at the emergency room :D


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:28 pm 
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Just make sure that coffee is not to hot or you two will spend the day at the emergency room :D
Yea, forgot to mention that. Not steaming hot. Just warm enough to make the whole scenario believable. Maybe toss an icecube in there after your brew it to cool it off some. Third degree burns won't help you get laid.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:30 pm 
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Work with me on this bro. Ok, she comes over, you have her sit down and go get the coffee. You bring it out on a little saucer plate and start to hand it to her. "Here you go my dear, I think you'll....OOPS!" and spill it all over her shirt. Then you play it up: "Ermagherd! I can't believe that actually just happened..."

Now for the nuts and bolts of the plan. You tell her to take her shirt off so you can throw it in the wash for her and give her an old t-shirt of yours which you have conveniently prepared with a smidgen of your best cologne. Now she's sitting there in your clothes, smelling you, and she can't go anywhere for a while. Apologize to her, laugh a little, tell her you can't believe that you did that. Start blaming yourself to try and get her to be like "It's okay, I'm not mad."

After a few moments tell her that sitting there like that she reminds you of a song. On your computer or phone go to youtube and play the song "With you" by Jessica Simpson. They lyrics go "With nothing but a t-shirt on, I've never felt so beautiful the way that I do now. Now that I'm with you." That song was huge back in the day, I know she'll know it. Then all you have to do is tell her that she really is beautiful and go sit next to her. Whisper: "Are you still mad at me?" Then kiss her.

thats a really really good one thanks I will try it and btw she is waiting for my invitation when should I invite her?


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:41 pm 
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Could just slip a ruffie in it

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:49 pm 
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Could just slip a ruffie in it
Sorry mate but Im looking forward for a success not just for sex :twisted:


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 9:30 pm 
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I'm not someone that "plans" these things, but if you want some solid advice, calm down!

She offered to come over, this basically means she wants you. It's not rocket science, she isn't stupid, she knows what's going down. Make her the coffee, sit next to her and just enjoy it. Don't do small talk only flirtatious chatting, maybe have some candles set up and slow things down. Look her in the eye and slowly put down your coffee. They slowly take her cup and put it down as well. Grab her hand smoothly and go in to kiss her and maybe her neck.

You can escalate things further if the setting is right else tell her she has to see this cool item in your bedroom. If she hasn't ripped off your cloths by now you can continue to kiss her in your bedroom, kiss her neck, lay her down etc. etc.

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Keep it simple. The simplest approaches work.

In short...

Grab your balls with both of your hands and slam them on the table.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:47 pm 
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Invite her now.
Dumb coffee on her tits.
Hand her t-shirt.
Play song.
Kiss her.

It's dick simple.

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