Bro im totally not ONEITIS... here's a layout of the text message INCLUDED with dates and times.


Me
Sunday 5:37pm : So what did you do all day?

Her
Sunday 5:52pm: Nothing haha just watched tv all day.

Me
Sunday 6:01pm: Oh I see, what show? And when does that movie come out? (Talking about the movie she wants to see earlier in the conversation)

Then at this point she does not answer....then several hours later

Her
Sunday 11:17pm : What're u doing
Sunday 11:20pm : Huhhhhh

Me
Sunday 11:21pm : Eating....huh what??

Her
Sunday 11:23pm : Eating what!
Monday 12:52am: What're you doinggggggg
Monday 4:36pm : Merry christmas baby!!!

if u noticed i didn't respond to her for a whole day...

Me
Monday 11:51pm : Heheh yay u called me baby [was that the right reply that none of you gave me? I dont know if that made me look like a bitch or something but anyways]
Me
Monday 11:51pm : And ummm...i celebrate Kwanzaa. Sorry.

Her (IMMEDIATELY TEXTS BACK!!)
Monday 11:52pm : Rude you text back hella late

Then I told her my phone was dead....

what do you guys think?

Why did you say your phone was dead?! The whole point of not texting back was to appear unavailable/busy so why just give up that frame?

You shouldn't ever explain yourself for not texting back, turn these situations on her and tease her about "missing you" because she noticed you didn't reply.

lol

You made the Kwaanza thing sound serious. I meant be silly. I constantly text obvious nonsense. Like if I got "What are you doing?" I say
"I'm out eating.... or trying to eat, but it's difficult with this gopher chewing on my pants -_-"
Or
"Making out with Johnny Depp. Jealous?"

But I should add... don't make nothing but silly texts. I just like to open with funny things and maybe throw in a few other random things along with at least a strong flirt or two. But trying to make every line funny, is try hard.

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RSDTyler

Damnit...you're so right... i messsed up... Ill do it again. it's cool.

What do you think about my msgs though? am i doing it right? lol


haha yeah i know she knows i was joking though..i have a habit of saying "jk" and yeah i joke around a lot....maybe a little too much in fact. I'm never serious lol

Alright I'll make it easy for you: "You forgot the kisses and hugs , merry x-mas to you too xoxo !!"

Or "Santa didn't bring me what I wanted, where are you??"

But then again, you know her better than me and you're the one she likes so you'll probably figure it out how to fire her up and tap that before the end of the year at least!

Good luck, let us know how it went.

Edit: Lol, I didn't read the second page before commenting. You could just follow up with "I didn't respond because Santa didn't bring me what I wanted, where are you?"

Just don't over analyse these things because it might mess you up eventually. You can take some random dude's advise or you can just write her what you think feels good. Being more flirtatious wouldn't hurt though, it's the holidays after all and she's probably horny for you already.

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Optimistic?

As the poster above me stated, don't downright copy what we tell you to lose. It will be a short-fix answer only. You need to develop your own texting style. I'm much more of a teaser via text but these days I keep it short and sweet then hit them with a surprise phone call especially if I get the "You aren't texting back " from her.

Anyway man here's some text analysis. I wouldn't say you've got oneitis but you are being severely AFC to a girl that is throwing herself at you. DON'T OVERANALYSE when girls throw themselves at you, it will be your downfall. Only overanalyse with the girls that like to play mindgames.
This is a boring question, she will have been asked this by loads of people especially boys. On average I would say if a girl is online on facebook she will have a lot of guys trying to grab her attention. Let them ask her the boring questions like this, you need to add some funness to your texts.
See, you sent a boring question, you get a boring reply.
She didn't answer because your text was boring and she probably found something interesting to do, this is obviously bad. She is also testing to see if you send a "wheres ma text?".
You didn't text her so she's worried your doing something more interesting.
Do you like this girl? because thats just a downright shun, work with her man.
THIS GIRL IS THROWING HERSELF AT YOU, STOP BEING A DICK!
Yeah because not talking to a girl is definitely the way to get her bouncing ontop of your cock. Girls aren't your enemies mate, she wants to talk to you and if you have fuckall else to do talk to her back. You will lose her if you keep behaving like this.
Never care about what a girl calls you. If she insults you you take the insult and pull it out of reality and into fantasy. For example:

Her: Your such a lazy sod! x
Me: I am the laziest, you'll have to start being the reason I get out of bed.

You're also being way too serious about your texts, being alpha isn't about being serious its about being in control and not caring about what ANYONE thinks. Here's an example:

Her: Merry Christmas Baby!!!
Me: I don't celebrate christmas till I get my main present.
Her: Whats that?
*THIS IS WHERE YOU LEAVE A GAP BETWEEN TEXTING, KEEP HER WAITING. You can build tension between texts so easily*
Me: You <Send one word sentences like this when the mood is right, they love that kind of shit.
Immediately texting back means nothing. I had a girl who text me back instantly all the time because I would take forever to text her back so she didn't want that time increased. It means nothing, too many AFC's overanalyse the time between texts.
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So you built the "I'm a busy guy" frame then DESTROYED YOUR OWN FRAME by stating that your phone is dead. She's a girl man, she knows bullshit when she hears it. If a girl moans at you about texting then its the perfect situation to take control.

Her: You take forever to text back
Me: I've been a busy boi recently, I'll try make some time to squeeze your cute butt in.

With that one text I've demonstrated that I'm a busy man and I've been vague about it which will leave her wondering.

These are all suggestions btw, do not directly copy me because she will see threw that as your texts will be all over the place. Build your own texting style but definitely be more interesting/fun.

Apart from that this girl is throwing herself at you, bang her already!

So you built the "I'm a busy guy" frame then DESTROYED YOUR OWN FRAME by stating that your phone is dead. She's a girl man, she knows bullshit when she hears it. If a girl moans at you about texting then its the perfect situation to take control.

Her: You take forever to text back
Me: I've been a busy boi recently, I'll try make some time to squeeze your cute butt in.

With that one text I've demonstrated that I'm a busy man and I've been vague about it which will leave her wondering.

These are all suggestions btw, do not directly copy me because she will see threw that as your texts will be all over the place. Build your own texting style but definitely be more interesting/fun.

Apart from that this girl is throwing herself at you, bang her already![/quote]

Damn, awesome advice bros!

And even though i destroyed by "looking busy thing" by telling her my phone was dead, she called me a liar after that and she knew my phone wasn't dead...so that's a good thing right? Anyways, heres a conversation from last night...wanna critique it again please? <3

Also, remember that i have never kissed this girl or held her hand yet.

Her: Bring me food! I'm hungry...
Me: Only if i can have a kiss.
Her:
Her: I want some hot cheetos too. Lol
Me: That would be an extra kiss.
Her: And some ice cream babe.
Me: Umm soo food...ice cream...and chips? At this point, we might as well make out....or 10 kisses will do just as good. Hahaha i'll even throw in some salmon ( she loves salmon)
Her: Lol! Jerk
Me: So...about that ice cream...want it??
Her: Lol I do...But it's so late... Bad idea. waaahhhh
Me: im tired im going to go to bed...text me when you wake up?
Her: No you text me!


Should i text her? lol. And do you think shes down for those kissses i was hinting at?

Its definitely not bad but its not majorly good. Her calling you out on your lie is definitely investment tho. Shows she cares, I don't think this girl is a playa at all so you don't have to worry about that (lucky twat, all I seem to meet is girls that love to play games, I can play them but it wastes so much time that could be spent fucking)
This doesn't matter man. Always act like you have and only tell her you care about these things when she deserves to know (this girl does tbh but still save it as a treat) Also the next time you see her do all of these thing. Touching a girl is the best way to get her feeling a connection with you and it can help arouse them. Just play with her hands, her hair and such. She'll give you obvious signs when kissing should go down.
Standard investment. This is good especially if she started texting you.
This is okay, your demanding stuff which is good and being a lil cheeky, I wouldnt have said this but I think it would work between you and this girl.
Standard shit test, she's waiting to see if you chase more.
You passed the shit test thus she communicates again.
Don't push subjects too much, it shows you care about the "kiss" or whatever your pushing too much. flip conversations around on her, randomly change the frame. keep her on her toes.
Suggesting to make out or kiss is AFC man. You are a MAN your job is to act not to talk. Don't tell her you want to kiss her, show her you want to kiss her. Tease her and BUILD TENSION via texts for example.

Me: Mymy you are a hungry girl, If your a good girl I'll throw some salmon in then we can work it all off.
When she sends you stuff like this she's negging you either A) ignore it (she'll get all worried and shit) B) turn it into a fantasy ala.

Me: I am the biggest jerk of this here land.
Unfortunately what you did here was show her that if she insults you/negs you you chase her. Don't do this.
"I'm tired im going to bed" <good, you aren't up for games and take control by stating your off to bed.

"text me when you wake up?" <Don't ask these things, if you have been texting all day then finish it off with a simple "night sexy" and she will re-open communication. Especially this girl. Asking just makes it sound like you live and die by her texts.
I personally wouldn't or I would do it late in the day. She's up for anything you are mate but YOU ARE THE MAN, TAKE CONTROL. If you meet up with this girl, spend the day doing fun shit then when you want her to come back to yours just get close to her, look into her eyes and say "Your coming back to mine" if she's majorly interested she'l just come along but if she gives negative response or "ooo i dunno" she just wants you to chase more. Just get in close and say "I want you to come back to mine" whilst staring into her eyes.

She may not be a playa, BUT i do sense some gold digging characteristics out of her...

Bro! You're the man! And the answer your previous question, yes, I do like her! And about the making out / kiss thing, I wasnt really suggesting it i was just teasing her! In a joking way...but i was also serious. Lol. The last date we went on i was playing with her hair and after like a minute she realized it and was like dont touch my hair! I spend forever doing it!

Did i fuck up?

She told you to not play with her hair...do it again. Thats what we would call a compliance test, she testing to see how obedient a boy you are. Just continue playing with it, if a girl ever tells you to stop doing something...keep doing it. For example: This is my ex girlfriends best friend btw. Dickish of me but I was a lil bit drunk. So were getting with each other in the club. In the taxi ride home were making out in the back shes draped over me so whilst were getting off I slap her on the arse.

Her: Don't slap my arse.
*get close to her face and slap her arse again whilst looking into her eyes*
Her = jumped on my lips.

Took her home, fucked the shit out of her. You are a man so be one!

My best advice is get yourself in a mindset where you don't give a shit about what she thinks. This will make it SO much easier for you to take those leaps that will get you laid. I used to be so scared but now I don't care because I realised I'm not gonna be young forever.

Haha! well i think i have to respect her wish because i was telling her she was wearing too much make up one day and she said her hair takes the longest time to do....

urm...so?

A girl will spend hours getting ready for a guy she adores. My previous girlfriend used to spend hours getting ready before seeing me. Once she surprised me with lingerie and such, expensive stuff as well. She asked me what I thought I just pushed her against the wall and went wild with her and ripped half the expensive stuff she had brought. She loved it.

A girl will get much more turned on/compliant if you don't give a shit about how "pretty" they make themselves but just want to ravage them. Another tip is to only start calling her hot/sexy during sex or after sex, never before unless she's your girlfriend.

Haha so even though she takes hella long to get ready i should just keep messing with her hair? what if it pisses her off and totally changes the mood? then i'd feel like a complete retard.

And i havent called her hot or sexy, but i do call her baby/babe. Is that fine?

Mate, I'm gonna try and put this clear as day as I'm pretty sure I've said it before in this thread.

The whole point of being Alpha is that you do not CARE what ANYONE thinks. This DOESN'T mean be an asshole but don't easily comply with her when she demands you to. Be in control.

With the food thing you mentioned earlier, don't be stubborn BE CLEVER. For example:

Her: Ooo macdonalds
Me: ahaha good joke.
Her: KFC.
Me: oooo your winging them out today, next.
Her: Pizza Express?
Me: Ah tasty, off we go. <She's suggested it but you are the one making the decision. Simple.

ohhhh okay so kind of make her bring up a bunch of stuff then say,nope, nope. nope....hmm ok that ones good.