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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:06 pm 
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Hey guys,

I recently was diagnosed with a wheat allergy :cry: so I can't drink beer anymore. While this has drastically reduced the amount of poop stains on my underwear it seems to be affecting my game. My next favorite thing to drink is either white wine or a Malibu and pineapple. Both of these are kind of girly and make it hard to be alpha while drinking them, plus it has made boyfriend destroying almost impossible.

Any tips on how I can twist the situation and still seem manly, or other drinks I can try that taste just as good?


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:26 pm 
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I never drink and if someone calls it unmanly, it is their problem that they need to drink to be themselves. read my thread "to live Epically" for more info.


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I wouldn't worry about that bro, I don't think there's anything to worry about in vodka and redbull so you can keep the game goin all night.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 7:09 pm 
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Any tips on how I can twist the situation and still seem manly, or other drinks I can try that taste just as good?
Can you drink them out of something badass like a mug or goblet, so they can't see what you are drinking and if they ask you can call it "nectar of the gods" or something stupid like that? You can peacock with that too.


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Hemmingway drank mojitos and daquiris, if anybody calls you a "fag" for that, slap throw a dog-eared copy of For Whom The Bell Tolls in their face (I usually keep well-worn "smart" books with me) and tell them who's the fag now.

Or, hard liquor. You can't go wrong with Ouzo.
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I never drink and if someone calls it unmanly, it is their problem that they need to drink to be themselves. read my thread "to live Epically" for more info.
I am totally stealing your :You have the body of a fairy" line without your persmission. Shit's badass. I can't wait to try it at the club tonight.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:33 pm 
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Or, hard liquor. You can't go wrong with Ouzo.
I like the taste of hard liquor but anytime I have more than one straight liquor drink I dribble small amounts of piss in my underwear :| , does anyone else have this problem?


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