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| Heywood Jablowme | PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:50 pm | |
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Location: United States | | Both women and girls love dirty jokes, starting mildly (Middle School type humor is a great place to start).
It's a perfect way to transition into a sexual frame.
Oh yeah. it's also a hell of a lot of fun!
I will add and share jokes. Please share yours.
Q: What did the penis say to the condom?
A: Cover me I'm going in!
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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
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| pussyfucker69 | PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:39 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast |  |
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Location: Canada | | What did vagina say to the penis?
Cum on in!!
ha ha ha.
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| Heywood Jablowme | PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:40 pm | |
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Location: United States | | What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex? During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.
Whats the difference between a roast beef sandwich and a blow job? ( "I don’t know what?" ) You don’t know? soooo...you wanna do lunch tomorrow?
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| Heywood Jablowme | PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:21 pm | |
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Location: United States | | PUA to HB: Do you know the three words I hate to hear the most when making love to a beautiful woman?
HB: NO! (look of shock)
PUA: Honey I'm home!
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