Ok, I'm working from 6pm to about 2am tonight and again tomorrow. After shifts like that, it's fairly standard for me and colleagues to go to a place just down the road that's open til 3 (Yay for funding the competition!) I'll also be meeting a few mates there. But my target isn't anyone out of those (except possibly HB7.5 that I work with, wouldn't mind.) My goal for tonight is to at least number close a girl, any girl from the club. Any tips at all? I'm up for trying pretty much any approaches.

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Please Hold.

Its all about the banter. I would say some were not to loud. Funny and not to aggressive. Kino in layman's terms touching. Make it fun play with them and don't give a fuck. Also don't ask for the number till one of you are moving on. Asking to early makes it awkward. Unless you make it a game where your playing with phones or texting and stuff. Also when you start talking to a girl get her name and make sure she knows yours. Otherwise its still 2 strangers who are just standing next to each other. Oh and keep rubbing your cock.








Ok that last one I just threw in for my own entertainment.

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Why guys and girls don't mesh.

"Chicks are crazy and guys are dumb." Chinopants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=en ... a_Nno&NR=1

girls are smart, so dumb guys think they are crazy.

Enjoy yourself? Don't be afraid to make a move if you see an opportunity.

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Dear Optimist, Pessimist & Realist,

Just to let you know that while you guys were arguing about the glass of water...... I drank it!

Sincerely, the Opportunist

Girls ain't smart they are just wired fucked up. If you think they are smart then um yeah you might be well, lets say your eyes might be wide due to mama likes her sauce.

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Why guys and girls don't mesh.

"Chicks are crazy and guys are dumb." Chinopants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=en ... a_Nno&NR=1

If gis werent smart and were actually fucked up, what does trying to pick up fucked up creatures makes you? A whole new level of fucked up?

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Dear Optimist, Pessimist & Realist,

Just to let you know that while you guys were arguing about the glass of water...... I drank it!

Sincerely, the Opportunist

ok im pissing on this flame now. don't try to press my buttons.

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Why guys and girls don't mesh.

"Chicks are crazy and guys are dumb." Chinopants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=en ... a_Nno&NR=1

Well, this is heartbreaking. Chinopants and MrMatt, thank you for your helpful comments. Sadly I didn't get to try anything out, as no time to go to The Bull this weekend. Devastating.

The rest of you: Really? You're just gonna keep commenting on this for the sake of trying to start something up about his sig? I for one agree slightly. Maybe I wouldn't quite word it as that, but the logic I've always gone for is "Men: Easy to understand, but it isn't really worth it when you get there. Women: You'd give your left eye to understand them, but you never will."

Ah well Maybe next time, all 6 of the responses I get on a post will be about the topic at hand. I can dream...

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Please Hold.

To the guys who start the discussion about

Once there was an extremely good guy, helped a lot of people, he was also very religious and one day God decided to talk to him and give him anything he wished...

God: you've been very good my son so tell me what do you want and I'll give it to you?
Guy: Oh I just want a highway through the Atlantic Ocean connecting Europe and America...
God: Are you crazy? do you know how much trouble is to do that? come on ask for something else...
Guy: Ok then... I would like to be able to understand women!
God: How many lines do you want to have in your highway?

This does not mean that Men are easier to understand....

Back to the topic.

I've a great time in clubs because I really like to dance, and that works for me... I look for eye contact and I acknowledge everybody who gives me eye contact... I do not talk much there... just say small sentences about whatever comes into my mind...
"Wow that guy is tall, I wonder how is it possible to him to travel by plane..."
"I hate this song"
"I like this song"
"Can you dance like a gorilla?"
"Before going out my mum warned me about cute and fun girls like you!"
"because maybe, you're going to be the one that saves me, and after all..."
I say one of these things once there is something that pops up into my mind... it might be once every song or every two songs... I try to leave them a lot of space.

Whenever you talk, go very close to their ears and touch them, in the arm, hand, waist, shoulder, elbow, wherever seems natural...

Wrong. Their wishes are inherently inconsistent with themselves. They act super picky and reject like 99% of their admirers hoping this will make them feel better, and yet all they feel is a void deep inside.