The cute girls. Have you seen any?

shit test:
You're too skinny

Answer: Too skinny for what? Jesus, you hot young singles are all just interested in one thing...get your mind out of the gutter!

Shit Test: See that guy over there in the corner? Now THAT's the kind of guy I want to just come over and swoop me off my feet!

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"The pickup artist is the exception to the rule."

--Neil Strauss

well, now that he has you off your feet, the real fun can begin huh? Oh I see, you're one of THOSE girls...just can't seem to stop thinking about sex. well i'm sure he's the one for you, I'll go get him, here, hold my drink.

Shit Test: What the hell did you do to your hair? (after dying it) Do you think that looks good?

THINK it looks good, I KNOW it looks good *with big smile*, my hairdresser is a gay guy, he's good, here you could use him, but not like that get your mind outta the gutter -->go into getting hit on by gay/lesbian routine

since you didn't post a shit test i'll post one that happened the other night.

I use mystery and styles Floss opener and the girl immediately says, what... shut the fuck up thats the stupidest thing i've ever heard get the fuck out of here....



for those who don't know the Floss opener goes:

PUA: i need your advice on something, its a matter of life or death blah blah blah
HB: what
PUA: do you floss before or after you brush your teeth

I would have went for something else but they pissed off bitch attitude just threw me off, i was out...sooo

SHIT TEST: shut the fuck up thats the stupidest thing i've ever heard get the fuck out of here....

hi im new this site has been very helpful so i thought id join

heres my answer: wat u don't think ur sexy?

hit me up

next: thats the xth girl you've been checking out...am i air to you?!

I personally would just leave-unless she was shocked by the absurd question and not just being nasty. A good reply could be: "Now Now play (or be) nice". Is that any good? If it's not maybe someone has a better reply.

To keep things rolling: Shit test: (she asks you the name of a song playing and you don't know it) HB "I can't believe you don't know the name of that song, it's a big hit".

"I can't believe you don't know the name of that song, it's a big hit".

reply:i did know it i just wanted to see if you knew it

thats not the greatest one (probly the first thing i would come up with)

heres another one...

reply:well ive got more important things to do than listen to music most days

(are these alright if not tell me the one i should have used and why? im new to this..)

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You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.

reply:well ive got more important things to do than listen to music most days

my answer: "well what do you do most days? re-invent ugly?" lol i know its bad but i couldn't think of anything else

new shit test:

HB: well judging by your looks you must be a dork? what do you do for fun? huh?

what is it that attracts you to "dorks" then?


new shit test: is that what you say to all the girls

shit test: is that what you say to all the girls.

reply: Yes, but with you i really mean it.

that is one i read almost exactly word for word from the juggler book (im studying it currently)

new shit test: (uhh can't really think of one so heres just something random)

shit test: (your in a movie theatre) hey boy i think your really cute, can you give me your seat? (as in the movie theatre is packed and there is only shitty front seats)

Nope... but you're welcome to sit on my lap... or we could just go down front and sit together so you're not alone... you choose
[feel free to critique]

shit test: [w/ 2 set] were you just staring at her boobs?

yeah let me guess you were aswell?

new shit test: why do you always wear that stupid hat

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You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.

Its called fashion sweet heart, (and if she's in a set you can add...) hey is she always like this???

Or

Why do you ask so many silly questions, where's your off button (use kino)

New shit test:

Are you like mystery or somthing, or have you been reading a book called the game?

I make enough to know not to ask people how much they make.