A couple weeks ago my friend introduced me to her house mate. THey came round for predrinks, when they arrived I was still in slouchy PS3 playing "I can't be arsed to move" with my hair everywhere, baggy clothes looking a state. This girl was just plain rude then.

So I go upstairs and its a fancy dress night so I make myself look a bit like a fireman. Basically I went from horrible looking toad to sexy fireman with braces. So I go back downstairs, as soon as I walk in this girl who previously was rude and ignored me instantly went all "bloody hell!"

We all have a laugh, take photos. She's getting pretty drunk, flicking my braces, stealing my hat. We shoot off to the club, on the way there I find out that this girl has a boyfriend but he's a dickhead and cheats on her all the time. She knows he does I think.

So anyway we get to the club, she's smashed but all over me. I kino and such but I don't do drunken pulls. THEN her boyfriend turns up but isn't around us all the time. When he's gone she's all over me, as soon as he returns she's with him.

Not much to go on but then last night happened

So I went to a predrinks party at my friends house. As soon as I was in she's sober but flirty. Then this conversation happened:

Her: Are you coming out with us tonight?
Me: Nah I'm only gonna be here for this, proper knackered.
Her: Ohhhhh commme ouuuut.
Me: I'm proper tired such a busy week.
Her: I'l buy you a drink
Me: Only 1?
Her: 2
Me: Only 2?
Her: 3
Me: haha yeah ok il come out.

So anyway this girl basically ends up making sure I'm getting drunk at this party, whenever my drink was empty she would fill it up with some malibu shit and tell me to down it. When she wasn't talking to me she was dancing directly infront of my face waggling her bum around.

So we get to the club, eyefucking, kino, shes major flirty. only didnt escalate more as she got proper smashed and was all over the place.

Thoughts, does she want to fuck.

Yes she does.

Also, was she really touching your braces? Pretty gross for both parties.

Ahaha I meant the braces you wear like old man braces. Was part of the outfit.

Yep she sure does, but since she has a boyfriend she doesn't want to make it seem like it was her idea. She set the scene, placed the players (so to speak lol) she was just waiting for you to make the move...

obviously....

Does she want to fuck you? This girl would fuck your dog. If she is all over you then you should seize that chance, she obviously doesn't give a shit about the boyfriend so just go for it. Because she shunned you when you looked bad but then jumped you as soon as you scrubbed up a bit it is obvious that she's attracted to you, she does sound like a bit of a bitch though and if she is keeping a cheating boyfriend then you know she LOVES drama.

Fuck her asap and then leave. Go on, you have my permission!

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