sup guys,
long story short: was at a rager last night. number closed 5 girls. texted 4 out of 5 of them, lost interest in all but 2. here are the conversations i had with each HB's.

me: holy shit did you hear what happened??
HB8.5: who is this?
me: you don't remember? I was that dude.. I had 2 eyes, a nose, a mouth.. ring any bells?
HB8.5: hhaha but what do you look like?
me: mildly attractive asian dude, backwards hat cause i'm cool like that, small penis. 2 truths and a lie. your turn.
HB8.5: LOL i remember you! you are cute! hahahah
-next day-
me: haha aww shucks. you're not so bad yourself there tiger, how was the rest of your night? i bet my night kicks yours ass Wink
(no response)

me: lol i just made you open your phone for no reason Wink
HB9: i'm too runk for this, duck you
me: lol you're not even a little curious who this is? don't puke
HB9: i'm goooooood.
me: but what if i have something really important to say, or you need me for a mildly challenging favor? i think you should at least find out who this is, yaknow?
HB9: alright, who is this?
- next day -
me: lmao it's (my name) remember? i have 2 eyes, a nose, a mouth.. ringing any bells? how was the rest of your night? i bet mine kicks the shit out of yours Razz
HB9: Oh ya! I totally thought you were someone else. sorry for the hostility. haha probably I got locked out of my dorm Sad
me: haha no worries, i totally could have been some wierd creepy dude.. could have been.. lol wahhht?! did you get back in or did the homeless people get some company last night? haha
HB9: i got into my dorm, but i didn't get into my room. i had to sleep on a couch -_- worst night ever.
me: lmao that blows haha i'm laughing with you not at you Wink no room mate? at least it makes a good story haha Razz my friend who i went with passed out on the pavement and woke up this morning in a hospital. so it could have been worse (:
(no response)

what's my next move? i was planning to wait a couple days and then call both to make plans to hang out. what do you guy think? call vs text. and where do you think i went wrong in each conversation?

lol no one wants to be a doll and help me out? aww