It started around lunch time thursday. I got a text from my friend Matt who i havent seen in a few months. He told me to come to the pub he was there. I go there order a drink and some lunch and we shoot the shit for a bit. As i was leaving he asks what i was doing tonight, I told him nothing so he suggested we go check out an event downtown… foxy boxing.
Its now 8 at night and im feeling tired as shit. I wanted to nap before Matt picked me up but I didnt have time. Showered, shaved, had a protein shake and i was as ready as i could have been for the night.

We go out to the first bar for some pool and some pre drinks. I meet the guys in matts class. some are weird. Going to this bar is good because it woke me up abit and i love pool.

2 drinks deep

After a few there we walk to the other bar where foxy boxing is taking place. We get there and Matt has more friends there waiting for him so im like cool this could be good. Walk up to the bar see a girl i know who is looking fineeeeee. she (Brittany) came over started chatting me up then says i better see you later. i smiled and said for sure.
I will later use Brittany as a pawn in my game.

We get drinks go sit down with matts friends. blah blah blah, talking talking. I see this cute girl.
Game on.

I break off from the chatting people and turn to a table that is open. Mat comes over. we just talk. Cute girl comes over and introduces her self. I say hi chat her up a bit. Threw in some neggs and just kept my charm up. I play the cocky funny guy, this gets her laughing. SHE then starts giggleing and grabbing my arm. SO i know if i play my cards right, this will be easy. My drink is getting low, and i could tell she might have been trying to toy with me because all of a sudden she started to become quiet. So i told her id see her later and got up to get another drink.

4 drinks

walk around, nothing so i go back to the table. This guy John who looks like a Jersey Shore Type (don't much care for this type) is trying really hard to pick up cute girl. It was kind of funny to watch but he was succeedding more than me. frustrated, but I brushed it off.


In the bar there was a stage on the side with a boxing ring on it for the girls. They started to announce that they wanted guys to come up and do a push-up cometition with girls on their backs. 1 v 1, first to 10 push-up. so first cometition is done they call for 2 more people. I walk up to the stage. they call me up introduce me. This big guy looking 2 times my size comes up and they indroduce him. Im like well shit. Everyones money is on the other guy. But i hit the gym so i tell my self i can do this. The girls weigh roughly the same. Brittany ( my friend ) weighs about 110, other girl id say 125-130 lbs. I did get the bigger of the two girls.
We get down in push up position. when i do this i feel my body is heavy. Im tired ive been drinking.. they get on our backs. 3, 2, 1 Go. I start hammering out pushups. 1, 2, ok got a pace going. 3 shit this is getting hard, 4, 5 i become focused and i have to win. 6, 7 the crowd of people and the annoucer were chantting my pushups. This must mean im winning! Im too focused to look over at the other dude and i dont wanna throw off my pace so i jsut keep givener. 8, 9, 10 Win. I am the man. Everyone was cheering. I beat this big dude and i felt pretty good. My reward? I get to coach the girls when the foxy boxing is going on, they also tell me i get a free shirt. But i also now know that i am the man in this bar. They also took pictures and were shooting a video so.. i guess im in that too.

I get down, my friend mat is there. We celebrate by getting more drinks.

about 6 or 7 drinks in now. Cute girl see me again. we chat shes into me more now.

from here the order of which events happened im not too sure about.

Next door to the bar we are at is a strip club. Me and the guys go sit down waiting for the girls. Mj and Mat are talking. they have made a bet that i couldnt sleep with cute girl tonight. I said well, i was just thinknig a blowy seeing as i have no place to take her. Mj says not going to happen, he knows cute girl, she wont. Matt beleives in me and thinks i can get this done. 100$ is now the bet that i have to get a blowy from cute girl. Mat leaves..

Drinks… 9 drinks in

Mat comes back he has talked to cute girl.. not sure if he mentioned the bet.. Im upset because that just threw off my chances of anything.


we are at the table and JShore douche is with cute girl. Hes touching her and thinks he has won. He has not. Brittany is making her rounds ( she works there) and is also trying to get people to sign up for foxy boxing. With cute girl there and Brittany there I start chatting up Brittany. Making her laugh, threw in some Kino, just flirting. This was all just to get cute girl jealous and i beleive it worked.

times passes..

its now time for foxy boxing, i get called up on stage for pics and introduction again. In my conner is sarah, i get her all pumped up and get the crowd pumped up with chanting and taunting. Fight. the fight is awesome. Sarah kick the shit out of the other girl. there were 3 rounds and 2 of them sarah knocked the other girl on her ass! it was awesome. she would eventually go on to win the night and won 400$ i told her she owes me for coaching her, she told me she would buy me drinks next time. i agreed.

After the fight and all the fame of being on stage i come down and cute girl is waiting for me. I walk up to her grab her hands. words are said, JShore douche (probably a pua) is off in the distance watching us. I make her laugh. we are close, so i going in for the kiss. we kiss for a bit then i say, ( still being the cocky guy i guess ) you can buy me a drink, she replys, Oh yea? I say yea, rum and coke. She says what do i get, I said you get me. she says for how long, i didnt know what to say… so i said one hour, she lowers her head in a smile, i didnt no what to do so i just said.. All night. That seemed to work.. We go to the bar she buys me a drink. I feel awesome… My friend Mitch comes up, He says dude i saw you up there that was awesome let me buy you a drink. i told him i have one buy me a shot he says no, whats ur drink, so here i am with 2 rum and cokes. I can no longer grab cute girls bum like i have been doing. so i tell mitch. we are downing this right now. cheers and down goes the drink he bought me, i told him id see him later. cute girl grabs me pulls us away from everyone and tells me, i could be anywhere else right now, but i just wanna be here. (i find that a bit weird), but we start making out.

im drunk.

I make her laugh again, then i tell her we are hooking up tonight, she said she couldnt because she was on her rag.. this put a damper on my night BUT i could still win the bet for my buddy! I told her i had to go but id find her later, she said "you better". NEXT DOOR strip club.

Pool and drinks and more drinks and games of pool…

Matt has bought me many drinks and i must be around 11 drinks now.

we sit down, he goes and get a lap dance with a stripper. i am alone.
Sitting there drinking watching another stripper put on a show with the stage infront of me, another stripper comes to chat me up ( looking to make money ) she opens with, you are really cute.. ( im kinda cocky tonight.. so i reply with a laugh ) i say, bad opening line. The reason i say this is because i look really young and find it emasculating when an older wonman or girl calls me cute. She says well you are, i say thanks and we chat. Heres the thing. I actually had a real converation with a stripper. I told her if shes looking to make money from me i got none, so she stayed and we talked. she seemed whorish. Anyways matt came back we left.

time passes, cute girl is into me trying to pull me away and get me alone. but my night is not done yet. So i just play her a bit..

There is now a door that has opened between the strip club and the bar. this has made it easier to see strippers.

I leave walk back into the strip club. To my friend Matt i said, i have never had a lap dance before. ( i actually havent ) so he orders a stripper to give me one and tells her he would like one after.
First lap dance, not bad i must say. After wards i sent matt in… he comes out and says.. well i fucked a stripper. I laugh hysterically and call him dirty.

so, night so far. Won the push up cometition, felt awesome. my girl won the boxing match. Got free drinks, free shirt, pictures with hotties, got my first lap dance ALSO free, scored a cute girl.. it was time to leave with her.

At some point in the night after the push up competition, (not sure when) but JShore guy came up to me and tried to take my shirt saying it was his, i said "let go" he said "give me the shirt or ill knock you out" i replied very sternly with "Let Go of My Fucking Shirt" (felt good because I'm not usually like that) and he replied " wow dude I'm just joking" and walked away.
I had won and this felt awesome.

I got a ride with matt so i didnt know where to take her. I asked Matt for his keys. me and cute girl go into the truck make out and bam, blowly.

money for Matt, he told me he would share, but he doesnt have too, he bought me enough drinks.

The End?

Fast forward a week or two.

After pictures were uploaded onto Facebook of that night some random, girl finds me and starts talking to me on Facebook. She opens with 'Skill", i say "Thanks its always great to meet the fans" her referring to the push up competition i had won. We talk and i am trying to work a game. She is fairly into me. She told me that night many girls were into me too. Last time we talked she told me she had a dream about me, Love this IOI.

Also, After that thursday night me and cute girl had exchanged numbers. well Last friday while i was at a bar she texts me. We end up meeting in a pool hall where I (probably with bad choice making) decide to get drunk. After games of pool and much flirting and playing around we get a ride back to her friends house. Little did i know she was still into me, We had sex. She told me not to tell my friend Mat because she was seeing some dude, this made me feel bad.. but she says they aren't really dating.

Anyways...

Why this was a success for me...

What i can see from this is I risked my reputation and put myself in the centre of attention at the bar. I tried not to look as if i was trying hard and kept acting as if cute girl might not see me again.
For all i know, she might have just been trying to pick me up.

But my advice, when ever a situation arises where you can be called up and brought to light, take it. That night i was offered a stage.

Hope you enjoyed.

Lively.