PUA Forums: Field Report
Subject: Beast Mode
Author: 1stbroker


OMG.....this is all true and I wish...it was...wowzers girls have no f..ing shot at us.....


Heres the situation: I haven't posted on here because I was trying to be contrarian, I have moved to a new city, met a nice teacher and kind of told her I was into her. TOTAL FUCKING MISTAKE!!!!! She is like at best an 8, if she works out for a month and goes to a salon and has EVERYTHING done. She dissed meeeee..... She said I was pressuring her and she needed her space, little does she know ive been with playmates, super models and the like. Here I am being given lessons on dating by an 8...wtf????? So then...tonight, I sit back and think...what does a real PUA do when he is in a bad mood, sad, or just striking out with girls????? Answer:

SARGING Time biatches:

Here we go:

We get to the bar, me and about 6 other friends, none are PUAs, I am though and I am f..ing ready, cards stories, bday line et all. No f..ing holding back. Girls had no shot.

1st vitcim: Bartender HB9:

HB9: Can I take your order?
me:No, I only order from pretty girls?
HB9: You are an ass
Me:Sorry, i am very particular, but my friend wants to order something
HB9:Whatever
Me:I bet you will give me your number by the end of the night
HB9:Never
A couple of hours later after she sees all the girls all over me:
HB9:Why are all the girls talking to you?
Me:Because I dont order from hot girls
HB9:Oh, I heard you wrong earlier
ME: Let me show you a trick, if you are amazed....you give me your number...only if you are amazed
HB9:Wowowowow, give me your phone...and you better call

Victim # 2
This was in between my first intro to the bartender and getting the bartenders number:
she was actually a 9.5 a Miller Light Girl
HB9.5 walks to the bar
Me:let me show you something (I had and extra one dollar jellow shot and gave it to her)
HB9.5: What,
Me:a trick, but dont show any of your friends, if you are amazed, you give me whatever I ask for, but only if you are amazed
HB9.5:wowowow, heres my number and she tried to kiss me, I back away and say....maybe later

Victim#3
HB7.5 and her frined:
They walk to the bar immidiately after the miller lite girl to order a round,
Me: Hi how are you 2 doing??
Them: Fine and they proceed to ignore me
Me:No I was talking to the bartender(the one I had already peeked the interest of) and the bartender says...hes mine ladies
Them:sorry, everyone has been hitting on us
Me:No not me, but this is my friend and it is his birthday, ...no he doesnt want a bday hug, he wants a kiss, whos first?? they both rush and kiss his cheek, he takes one home later that night

Vitcim #4
Super hot chick, we can call her HB10 of the night in tight red pants
Passes me

Me: Hey...whats your name?
HB10:blabla bla(no clue)
Me:Ok, well when I see you next, you need to give me your number
HB10:only if you see me again
(she proceeds to walk past me about 10 to 12 times)
Me:OKOK, i didnt forget, whats your number
HB10:Finally

Victim#5:
Remember the miller lite girl..well there was 2,
HB:9.5(almost a 10,very very close)Hey, how do I know you???
Me:No clue, but your friend is sexy
HB:9.5: My name is Rosa
Me:Well Rosa, before you leave, I need your number
HB9.5:ok
Me:But dont tell your friend
HB9.5:why....ohhhhh, she gave you her number too, well you will enjoy me much better
me:Prove it
hb9.5:text me tomorrow, and you can come over

Victim #6
I lose all my friends and by this tim I am drunk, but on fire!!!!
I stumble out of the bar and see anotherHB10 with brutus AMOG goof ball
Me: Whats up
HB10: Nothing
Me: Dont worry, im not afraid of beefcakes
HB10:haha, you are funny
Me:Thanks, I lost my friends, and I am kinda drunk, but you are hot and we should get together, but I dont have time right now, here (i hand her my phone) Ill text you tomorrow for lunch
HB10:ok
Brutus:hey, thats my girl
Me:No worries beefcake, I am not jealous
HB10:haha, call me babe, it will be fun

Victim 7: Fclosed

I am really lost, cant find my friends, I have all these opps, but I am really just trying to find my friends, then I say... f it, fclose time: HB8.5 and her horrific looking friend (but nice)
Me: Hi, where are you guys going? Me im just looking for my frineds at the taco stand, can you help me find them, I am not from here
HB8.5: yeah babe, hang with us, worst case come home with us
Me:ok, but I am really drunk and I need to get home< i have an early morning
Friend: Dont worry, we will tak care of you
HB8.5: Hold my hand so you dont lose me
Me:Id rather hug her, and I hug her friend, then I say just kidding and hug her also
HB8.5 and her friend get me into the car, the frined is driving, I am in the fron passenger seat, and the HB8.5 lays in the back seat, about to pass out, I begin holding her handaround the back of the seat and touching her, we order drive throug food and I offer to take hb8.5 home, friend agrees

Me and HB8.5 are alone as I am driving, i begin rubbing her legs, then her inner thighs throiugh her skirt, she cant help herself and says, hurry up!!!!! just pull over already!!!
I do and she initiates, takes off her panties and gives me some of the sickest hickies I have ever had, painful!!! But because I was mad about the teacher, why the hell not!!!!

Thats the last time I let my guard down again, and if I do, the beast is coming out to PLAY!!!!

Gl fellows, hope this was fun, i literally just got in and had to type this, before I foreget the details...I actually forgot most of the HBs names, but oh well, i number closed all of them. They had no shot!!!

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1stbroker