So we've been texting for a while, and I asked her what classes she's taking (because she said she has tests next week, like I do).

She didn't respond, so I sent:

"Hey...do me a favor and text me right back. Just 'hi' or something. My friends don't believe retards can text. We'll show em lil buddy!"

She replied with a frowny face:
":("

What should I reply back with? I have some ideas, but I'd like to hear your opinions. If you're just trying to get your post count up, please do it somewhere else, because I'd really like advice from people who are experienced.

You shouldnt sent her that text with retard implications. But now, this is not a cool situation. I had situations when a girl is ignoring your texts, or replies hours later. You didnt build enough comfort with her. What i learned is that these "text relationship" are piece of shit. Just go out and game other girls, really, what is better than that? I was in the same situation like you man, and trust me, you probably know this, go out and approach other girls. Learn every day and never give up. Enjoy it, it is great, you know it.

Just wanna say, dont get stuck in one-itis. Its a fucking trap. Thats what i learned from this long texting shit.

wtf were you thinking? like what are you trying to accomplish with that text?

derp derp derp, girl doesn't reply, so insulting is the option

We have plenty of comfort built up. And there's nothing wrong with that text - I make fun of her in that kind of way because she constantly gets better test grades than me. I got it from this thread 1-vt21175.html?start=0
and thought it was funny.

I was thinking of replying with, "you're no fun"...thoughts?

If there wasn't anything wrong with that text, then why did she text ":(" and are you here asking for help? I'm not sure how to recover, if I were in your shoes I would probably send something like this: "Obviously, my friends are the only retards around here " and follow that up with a compliment or question on a subject that has absolutely nothing to do with intelligence/study.

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so if you have all this comfort built up, why do you need our advice?

you seem to know what you're doing buddy

Haha I guess I feel better about the whole situation by just posting it somewhere, because this girl is a virgin and I've never dealt with one before. Everything is fine now, btw.

I had a similar thing happen ha ha. I called my new HB#1 interest a "brat" she came back saying:
"Aw how amI a brat "
after one more pickup style text I just said
"I was just teasing , and I think those qualities are really attractive"

If you're talking to a non retard lol you can always keep things moving forward, we just overthink things... stupid texting

Looks like you're building chemistry through texting. Anytime you make a girl smile or piss her off you're doing something to move things along.

The worst thing that could happen is indifference and I just don't see that here. You've got something good going. Keep it up. Ask her out again. Get her to bed.

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