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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:44 pm 
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College kid living with a 1 year old and 2 3-4 month old puppies. Always heard they were great for picking up chicks but only had minor success until recently.

Past 2 weeks, been on 4 dog walks, got 13 numbers, turned 3 into 2nd dates, got 1 that I really thought I had a connection with but got beta showed too much interest and failed. No matter! Today it's kinda rainy but going out until I get 10 numbers.

Basic strategy is, when I see a girl I want to approach smile at the puppies, I ask her if she wants to pet them. She says yes. Then I tell her the names and breeds, and ask her if she has any dogs. If she says yes, I'm in (Instant dog walk date which is the best cheapest easiest healthiest first date ever). If she says no, tell her she should and continue conversation about whatever for a minute, at which point I take treats out of my back pocket and ask her if she wants to give them treats. Dogs get treats so they're happy, and girls correlates me with happy puppies. Females love emotions... Tell her she should help me walk the dogs some other time, as it's very difficult holding 3 leashes. Almost always she says yes, then I say,"Great, here, just call your number and I'll have it" and hand her my phone. Rinse and repeat.

When I get home, send out mass text saying, "This is [my name]" and go from there. Hoping to get good enough to be able to turn about half of them into dog walk dates. If I could stop smoking weed everyday that would probably help, but it's hard living with 3 stoners. Will post results in a few hours, gotta lift and eat first. Trying to squat 315 today!


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Did ~5 approaches on Tuesday but only tried to number close 2 of them. I had smoked weed earlier and felt really in my head. However I turned the 2 numbers into dogwalk dates, one for yesterday one for today.

First of all, lets establish the 1-10 scale. A lot of times people will hook up with ugly girls and call them a 6, as if calling a girl a 5 is the worst thing you can say ever. It's also a normal distribution, not uniform.
1 is grandma-3 is obese, acne, smelly-5 is average, a butherface or a butherbody of a mix of the two-7 is good looking, pretty face with a good body and some nice titz, or no titz and a banging body otherwise-9 is that girl that is by far the hottest girl you've seen all night/week/year depending on where you live

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Turned the 2 numbers into "dates" meeting at a dog park.

First girl I was supposed to meet yesterday, she's chubby but cute. Let's call her Rachel, 5. I decided to lift weights instead. However, later last night she was sending some very suggestive texts so we'll see where that goes.

Second girl I'm meeting Thurs, she's got great style, but couldn't really see her figure that well from what she was wearing. Let's call her Tory, 7. If things go well, I'll hold her hand as I walk her home and go for K close, then try to get her out Friday or Saturday with me and the boys.

We'll see how today goes with Tory. I'm still bummed about getting beta too fast with Alexis last week, I liked her a lot.


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