Okays, so I just came up with a new opener/routine variation on the gay dude hit on me thing:
PUA: "hey, excuse me, can I ask you guys a quick question? Do I look gay?"
HB: Uh no? (i'm hoping the answer is no, ha ha)
PUA: Well some guy just came up to me and told me that my shirt looked SO cute on me and that he just HAD to compliment me on it. Then about a minute of akward conversation he said that he had to run but that I ought to give him my number so we could hang out some time
HB: bla bla bla >opinion<
PUA: The jokes on him though
HB: why is that?
PUA: Well, as you may know, guys tend to be pretty pushy, and I didn't really want to make the situation akward, but I also didn't want his ass calling me. Soooo I gave him the rejection hotline #
HB: omfgees wtf is dat?
PUA: Well, it's just a joke hotline that pretty much shuts you down harshly, wanna hear? >dials on phone for teh girls to hear<
HB: bla bla bla
I'm going to be busy for the next little while (ie not able to try this out), but what do you guys think of this? So far I'm trying to ONLY use openers I come up with to keep stuff origional.
FYI Rejection hotline is diff for every city, they can all be found @
http://www.rejectionhotline.com/