So I was at this club on the top of a parking garage called the Roof. I was tasked to pick up the first set of shots at the bar for some friends. I got to the bar and This girl, a 7 or 8, bumps me and says "oops, am I too close?" I told her she could squeeze in where she fits in and she laughed but it went silent after that.

She soon bent over the bar put her ass in the air and showed her panties a little while we were waiting for the bartender to make his way to us, her ass was a few inches from my face. Here's the rest of the conversation:

Me: "Nice granny panties. You want to show those off to the whole world?"

She laughed and said "Oh my gosh, I went hiking this morning and these were just comfortable."

Me: "You haven't changed since you went hiking? I thought I smelled something. I usually shower after a good hike."

Her: "Haha, I showered, I just meant these were my comfy panties that I put on after showering."

I didn't know where to go from there. Her friend saw her laughing and talking to me so she came up and slapped me on the shoulder and said "Uh, what did you do?" with a big smile on her face. She was a solid 7.

I said "I didn't do anything. Is this your friend? She gave me a good look at her panties and I figured I'd let her know what I thought about them. They're cute though...." They smiled and I got my shots from the bartender and was like "Ok, you two stay out of trouble."

What the eff is that? Stay out of trouble... LOL

I got nervous because they both were kinda interested in chatting and I didn't know where to go. I usually end up getting rude, unintentionally, because I, well I dont know why, i just start making fun of people as a defense mechanism I guess. Afraid of them not liking the real me so I make them not like me. That way its on my terms. Thankfully I didn't let it get that far, so I just said "stay out of trouble" and walked off like a douchebag.

Whats wrong with me???

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Sails

You were doing pretty well man. They were both giving you a fairly abundant amount of IOI's I wasnt even there but Im pretty sure they were interested, next time just relax and take it like a normal conversation - YOU are the man and THEY are trying to qualify themselves to YOU, remembering to be occassionally C&F (which you were doing before you bailed) - best of luck

TS

So let them create the conversation topicsyou just have to follow and do "your thing".

Thanks Guys.

I tend to over think during the conversation and end up not knowin what else to say. I really just need to remember to have fun with it and accept the fact that I'm going to crash and burn on occasion.

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Sails

LMAO!! Not sure what else to add, but this is the funniest thing I have heard in the past few days!

If you think THATS funny, you should hear some of the shit that I say.

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Sails

Post it up man. Some of us are here for ideas.

Pretty good, I would of walked back to my friends and watched them to see if they were giving you looks, if they were, one of my buddies would of wingman'ed and I would of went in for a n-close or k-close if the time was right

nothing is wrong with you, we all get nervous around hotties

just try to change it up, try different shit, hit on a girl when shit is going good, touch them, try to kiss them, have a fun time, keep trying over and over with more and more girls, do what makes you more nervous, keep pushing yourself to do shit you haven't done before