But if I wanted to respond I would simply say 'that's the worst kiss I've ever had, one out of ten. How do YOU rate yourself as a kisser?'- this would make her want to qualify herself at least - and lead that into a *close

definite flirt this cracks me up and forces her to prove herself to you

Reading other's stories sure is educational.

If I'm ever in a situation where some chick says "You're my boyfriend now", and I actually like her, I'm going to say "Ok", then grab her hand and walk as boyfriend and girldfriend holding hands. Then, at some point during that walk I'm gonna stop and just kiss her. She asked me to be her boyfriend and I agreed, so it should be OK to kiss.

Yeah, I'm already learning.

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spit on her plate aswell and laugh

You could've said don't get ahead of yourself.

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w3rd i woulda said "that's hot" nonchalantly between sips/bits, that also works if a dude says he spat in your food/drink to get back at you

Reply 1: "Lucky you "
Reply 2: "I don't know you all that well yet, babe."
Reply 3: "Don't jump to conclusions until you've had the real thing, sweetie."
Reply 4: "How is that anything like kissing? Damn, what kind of kisses have YOU been giving? "
Reply 5: "...And?"

Dude, there are a shit load. Be creative lol.

What jacked said was brilliant. The good thing is that it isn't too late to still say that line, just bring it up in conversation again.

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Because it's an opportunity to neg her, or escalate, or go wherever you take it. Coming from a girl, if I guy said something like "my spit was on that, we've practically kissed now" I'd turn his words around and give him hell.

You can't BE the HB10. With that mindset, you're going to be shit-testing her and putting up a bitch shield. That's butting heads. You've got to learn how to penetrate all that, and that's where negs come in during A1-3 (Mystery Method.)

Musicman, if you ignore a comment like that and don't accompany it with a non-verbal that escalates whatever stage you're at... she'll take it as a cop out.

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Do not, I repeat, DO NOT rate the kiss on the shared straw/glass thing unless you are absolutely confident your first kiss with her will be amazing. In fact, I did it and I have to say I'd advise against it because it puts unnecessary pressure on you to deliver the goods on the first kiss.

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I like your post and it was a def. shit test. So this is a good C&F routine!

HER: My spit was in that! We just kissed practically!
YOU: Oh, isn't that a shame! Too bad your kiss was slobbery! It's all over my lips! Can't you tell?
HER: Ummm..no?
YOU: Well, then...how would you rate yourself when kissing then if you don't admit your a slobbery kisser?
HER: About [number]
YOU: You're fucking lying! Stop that! I hate liars! [False disqualifier]
HER: I'm not lying!
YOU: Lean over here then and lemme test your lips out!
HER: Sure! [Kiss]

How's that for a K-CLOSE! Nice and simple right? Now be a good boy and use it on her. You'll definately get a test taste from her lips. Peace out!

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just respond with a joke showing you are comfortable. i'm not sure if it was her telling a joke or a shit test because of the context but just respond with humor. it diffuses everything. i would personally do: "i hope you dont have mono or anything"

Girls like that have been hit on a lot. They're evolved and that's one of their tests. She's begging to be seduced (smoothly end up with who she feels is the right guy - he always knows the right thing to say and do and doesn't make a big deal of anything.....i.e. PUA).

When I was in that sort of situation, I eventually learned not to take it as if she were coming on to me, kept confident and flirted back. When she says, "well, we've practically kissed now," I might have said, "...well, that was easy. If we both fell asleep now, lemme guess.....we'd have slept together too [smile, then playfully say...]. Seriously, when you're ready to stop fantasizing, I'll clear my schedule. Until then, keep the cooties."

That way you're showing her that, "Hey, I play this game too, I'm better at it, therefore I can switch you out anytime."

Girls like that are fun to practice your flirting skills with. Share some of your best on the forum....I'm sure you dropped some real smooth comebacks already. But don't for a second take her flirts as serious until some major kino on her part.

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I think there are a couple of solid responses here but only 2 or 3!

Its a definite come on! No girl would give that kind of DOI unless they were generally interested or baiting you because they are a bitch and if your on your own and are friends its not that!

So what to say................Do you want to kiss me works but its not that great.

I do not like std reference jokes, some girls just wont be amused and its not worth losing a chick when there are safer options.

maybe ......instead of fantasysing about kissing me all day you could just pay me the fifty bucks it would cost you - wink

.....there are much sexier ways of begging me to make out with you - wink

.........You definitely need the real deal if you think that comes anywhere close....and then kiss her

These are more fun and provocative and they are forms of DHV as you insinuate you have the powere and she should be so lucky - theres another....you should be so lucky

Remember smile, it fun and friendly. Your slightly neg like SPAM should actually maker her feel good not bad!

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Remember a ship in the harbour is safe.....but thats not what ships were built for!

"As for your original question I would have responded something to the effect of "Your spit huh? That sounds really romantic. Do you usually go out with camels?" You have to say it in a dry sarcastic sort of way. It's kind of a neg and you're rejecting her at the same time. It will drive her crazy and make her want to prove to you that she can kiss well - hopefully keeping her spit to herself." - Hollywood70

hahahahahahaha, that's the best response ever. it's hillarious and you're definately just playing with her. it's also huge push/pull. i'd say it while making sure my body language was letting her know i was joking, even laugh at/with her.

thanks hollywood