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Ezo
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So, Yesterday while I'm at work, she shoots me a text "Workout normal time?"
I reply "Sure".

I get to the gym, she is already working out with her plumpy BFF, and plumpy's skinny ass BF.

I open with "Hey gorgeous what's up?" I rest my palm on her upper hip for like 1 second, she does not pull away.

She replies "Not much, tired..bla bla...have a good workout"

Then nothing except deliberate non eye contact! then kind-of a "sneak out" when she left!

Although plumpy did stop by my workout to chat me up twice.....WTF?? LMAO!
Sounds like a test man. If fatso there came over to chat you up it was either because she was checking you out for her friend (Like oh you gotta see him, hes so cute). Or she wanted to see if you were gonna hit on her as well. Anyway, feels like a trap.

If you are calling her gorgeous and put your hand on her thigh, you have already crossed the point of no return. Damage is done man.

If you leave it at this you will be the (oh, my dad keeps hitting on all of my friends, its so patethic) guy. If you sleep with her you are gonna be the (oh my friends cant keep their hands off my dad, hes quite popular) guy. Which one would you rather be?

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So, Yesterday while I'm at work, she shoots me a text "Workout normal time?"
I reply "Sure".

I get to the gym, she is already working out with her plumpy BFF, and plumpy's skinny ass BF.

I open with "Hey gorgeous what's up?" I rest my palm on her upper hip for like 1 second, she does not pull away.

She replies "Not much, tired..bla bla...have a good workout"

Then nothing except deliberate non eye contact! then kind-of a "sneak out" when she left!

Although plumpy did stop by my workout to chat me up twice.....WTF?? LMAO!
Sounds like a test man. If fatso there came over to chat you up it was either because she was checking you out for her friend (Like oh you gotta see him, hes so cute). Or she wanted to see if you were gonna hit on her as well. Anyway, feels like a trap.

If you are calling her gorgeous and put your hand on her thigh, you have already crossed the point of no return. Damage is done man.

If you leave it at this you will be the (oh, my dad keeps hitting on all of my friends, its so patethic) guy. If you sleep with her you are gonna be the (oh my friends cant keep their hands off my dad, hes quite popular) guy. Which one would you rather be?
Good call Ezo,

Sounds like I have a destiny LOL!

Although logistics will be difficult over the next few days, I will adapt and prevail!

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With a sweet good 'ole Southern accent as well? mmmmmm.

She is apple pie and southern comfort all rolled into one. Juicy and ripe into the bargain.

Man up or send her to me. I will not hesitate for 1 second:)
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Just do it and enjoy it. Sounds like she wants a daddy, so be her daddy.

One of my exes was a Daddy lover (she always had me act like a 40 something high school teacher seducing her as a high school student - sick but she loved it and asked for it every 3rd time) but one of the things I notice now is she only really is with Daddys for fun, the relationships don't tend to work out as she wants a younger guy for a relationship.

Baseline is, she wants to booty call your ass. Are you gay? Do it!!!
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With a sweet good 'ole Southern accent as well? mmmmmm.

She is apple pie and southern comfort all rolled into one. Juicy and ripe into the bargain.
Hahaha Yes, At the bar she didn't care for the SoCo...but as I said enjoyed the cherry!

She is STRONG as well, she can bench 10rep sets 135, 225 max, 135 jump squats also! and still crazy hot!



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Man up or send her to me. I will not hesitate for 1 second:)
I'll call you....when I'm done James LOL

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Just do it and enjoy it. Sounds like she wants a daddy, so be her daddy.
She is a military brat, and mentioned her Daddy about 4 times! LOL!

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Not after, only before if you ain't gonna man up:)

BTW if she can BP 220lbs check her ass for needle marks because that's a big number for a girl who is natural and not on the juice.
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BTW if she can BP 220lbs check her ass for needle marks because that's a big number for a girl who is natural and not on the juice.
Currently Anavar,also known as oxandrin

She's about 145lb 6% bfc

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Er I think that may be Oxandralone.

That's why she is horny.

If she starts on the Deca shots even you won't be able to keep up:)

You have been warned. lol

Go and get her.
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Update:

Spent Monday night with "C" had not heard from her since, (thought it was done),until a few minutes ago, via text

Her: So did you learn when u light my pilot that all things heat up to the "O"?

Me: No reply

Her: Sooo should we do it different........next time?

Me: LOL upside down?

Her: YEP!

Geeze looks like round #2!

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So what r u waiting for?

Nail her to the floor.
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That was a FUN read to say the least :lol:

Good job though man. Good luck with round two...even though I don't think there's any luck involved here 8)

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There is no luck involved with Heywood.

His game is solid and any babe over 30 is in his sights and are helpless targets:)
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I would do her vagina...
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On my way out to drinks, with "C" and the MILF.

If I don't make it back my eldest son will take my Bike....."C" "I'm not wearing underwear of course!".

MILF: "Why is SHE going?"

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There is no luck involved with Heywood.
Haha Thanks for the kudos James, I PMed you

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