This applies to a shit test I received last night via TEXT.

• Ok guys,
  
  Do you ever get the feeling that an innocent question from a girl is a shit test, and you realize this right before you hit the send button on your phone? You then have to delete what you wrote and think of a way to flip the frame, because what you were about to say was gonna suck you into hers?
  
  ...I do! And I have this forum to thank for all the knowledge and wisdom they taught me to start picking up on these things BEFORE you beta yourself and fall in her frame.

So the message pretty much says:

• "Hey gotta be 100, "insert excuse here" and i don't think i'll see you again. I think your hot, I wanna "play around" with you, but because of "re-insert excuse here" you shouldn't waste your time. I feel bad...I really wanna see where we were going with everything but if I won't see you and all.. and I usually fuck things up. So I guess that is it."

That was last night via facebook text. She has been on the freeze out status since...

ALRIGHT GO!

Sarcastically "Geeze that's awful, now what am I going to do with this ring?...LOL"

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

Its a obvious shit test/push and pull game in my opinion, otherwise why mention she really wants to see you again? If you wanted someone to leave you alone would you tell them you were really interested, basically tell them you want to fuck but that you cant see them again?

My text game is shit, so I have no advice other than to work something out and definitely message her. Frankly if she really wants to bail then what does it matter if you do message her? Unless this is all underground of course in which case you don't want her telling her friends because it will get back to you...

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"Lets get out of here..."

That!

Yeah, that is gold! First time I read it, I was like "yup, that fits the situation perfect. Its funny and it shows I'm not affected by her message"

Now to just re-word / make the correct capitalizations so that when SHE reads it, it sounds sarcastic and funny.

Also don't want to use that verbatim since...hell, she is a smart cookie I'll admit. She probably Googles everything I message her to see if I am original or a cut and paste kind of guy. I def don't want that coming back to this thread lmao.

I'm gonna work on it and send it ASAP. If anyone comes up with the perfect variation please message me it so that it is not in public domain. Thanks! I am definitely going to update this thread, so that this thread can have proper closure.

MY GOD! Heywood, that was a beast of an answer! Props!