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| soaren | PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:02 pm | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:31 am Posts: 4 | | So I figure the best way to get good with the snarky remarks is to write and read them. Such a topic like this would surely be beneficial for the whole forum. Here is a few of mine. Some are pretty damn corny and should never be used, but if it gets the gears cranking, then so be it:
- "What is this, a petting zoo"?
- "If want something to pet, buy a cat." (Got a good laugh)
- "What do you think I am, easy?" (Almost always gets a "double tap" and a good laugh)
- "My ::point at my:: (bodypart - arm etc) is here, your drink (pause) is over there."
- "If I was looking for a physical, I'd see a doctor." (Haven't tried this, honestly think in a good scenario I could pull it off, would probably need to be after a few "love taps")
Share yours!
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| PUA Kenny | PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:20 pm | |
| Offline | | PUA Forum Leader |  | Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:21 am Posts: 2124 Website: http://kennyspuathoughts.wordpress.com/ Yahoo Messenger: jomo_loc@yahoo.com Location: NYC |
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| Snarg | PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 3:07 am | |
| Offline | | PUA Forum Leader |  | Joined: Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:55 pm Posts: 1273 | | I don't think calling attention to this kind of thing is a good idea. Kino is supposed to be a natural and subtle process.
You are now breathing manually.
Doesn't that fucking suck? The same thing applies to calling them out when they touch you.
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| pleasureseeker | PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 3:22 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Addict |  | Joined: Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:12 am Posts: 280 | | [quote="Snarg"]I don't think calling attention to this kind of thing is a good idea. Kino is supposed to be a natural and subtle process.
You are now breathing manually.
Doesn't that fucking suck? The same thing applies to calling them out when they touch you.[/quote]
I believe it's a way to challenge/tease the target if you say what you say with a smile, you will make her feel a sense of loss then a sense of acceptance when she see's your smiling. She will then try to prove herself by accepting your challenge (touching you again, or dismissing it like I didn't touch you or w/e). I find that girls usually will touch you more if you tell them not too in a teasing way.
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| HeavyRota8tion | PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 3:23 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Zealot | Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:12 am Posts: 475 | | Having snappy things to say, being good at dry whit has everything to do with being confident in who you are and being your authentic self (the two are inextricably interlinked).
Having ready made retorts is kind of lame because it makes you a one trick pony and after a while they get old. If you're cool with who you are, and project your real self you'll always be 'outside your head' rather than being trapped in your head focusing on the next thing to say while the other person is talking.
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| soaren | PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 7:55 pm | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:31 am Posts: 4 | | I wasn't planning on writing any of these down to memorize, maybe one or two justincase, but mainly I was looking for other people's remarks to help "get the gears turning" as I mentioned above.
I fully understand your going to need to inhale and exhale your avatar if your going to be successful, and you can't just memorize lines to pick up women.
That is all folks.
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