| Ok, Maybe I should be slapped for thinking this is a problem… BUT I’m going to through myself under the bus anyway!
Keep in mind though I will fucking 53 in November!
Last Sunday wake up with HB8 48.
Wednesday FB HB8 shows up 9:30pm, sneaks out 2am, 50.
Friday K close Bartender, get number, 37
All good right?
Saturday, It’s my Daughter’s 22nd Birthday, she hung out with friends Friday, and was going to do that again, We had planned on Dinner together Sunday. I’ve been helping my son Work on his off road Jeep all day, Daughter text me, “My plans fell through want to go to the beer fest?” Me “No thanks Hon I’m grubby, and it ends in like 3 hours, it would be a waist” Her “Ok, but check with me, I’m just sitting home”.
I Finish up and head home.
My kid is there visiting with the 18 yo soon to be solid HB10!! Neighbor (Who’s 38 yo HB9 Mom, I’ve banged), both pouting of course “We’re Bored”.
So I say, “Okay girls, I’m jumping in the shower, go put on some pretty dresses, daddy’s taking hot girls to dinner and drinks at the Bay-View (a semi posh restaurant, with a patio bar directly on the water-always with a band of some sort on the weekend).
The girls dress AMAIZING, My kid in a squeezed in black cocktail something, almost too embarrassing to mention from a father! The younger in a skin tight, clingy, gauzy long blue sundress…stunning!
Obviously I had to do a little better that the beach shorts a Tee I had on, so I changed it up to some tan Dockers, and a black custom fitted silk T. …Simple.
We are almost there, the younger one says, “Hey C lives just two blocks from there, we should see if she wants to join us?, it was her birthday yesterday.” C is a full on beauty from the gym we all know, with a body so fit and fine a HB rating would not do justice!, blond 5’11” from the south, accent and all! In my judgment 25-28.
C says she can’t meet because she’s been drinking a little already and won’t drive (smart girl!).
My daughter offers for us to pick her up. She agrees!
We get to her condo in like 2 flat, It’s just getting dark, C comes to the outer parameter of the lot lights, we all jump out, she Hollers “Heywood stay back a sec I’m not ready!!!” to late I was already there LOL! She is wearing a thong bikini bottom, and a wide neck tie…that’s IT!
We wait and extra 10 Mins for her to get dressed, sprayed on Jeans and tight tank, hair yanked up in a quick dressy bun thing.
….We get to the patio edge, One goddess on either side, one at my heels…lol! ALL chatter stops! ALL eyes turn….the hostess bolts from her station, although the sign say please be seated! I walk straight through the crowd, to the back corner table, position myself in the corner, and wait for the girls to settle in around me…holding the chair for C! to my side.
We order drinks; the Jr a virgin, the staff comes over to check IDs turns out C is only 22 as well …yesterday!
Immediately this girl is tossing blatant IOIs, touching me STARING at me, Lol, I tried to keep blowing it off; it is my kids birthday for shit sakes!!
I order a Manhattan, C takes the cherry, I say, you’ve already lost your, she looks me in the eye and says “Been soooo long it’s healed back, I need to fix THAT!” Wow!
Evening progresses fine, Daughter suggest doing more,….of course it’s my tab HAHAHA! C says can’t do, has to work in AM (Coast Guard!!).
Drop of C, She comes around, makes me get out, for a HUG?? She turns into more of an embrace, She turns her face up, but I only kiss her cheek (other two staring HARD). She whisper, we need to go out again.
Should I Tap this?? Would you if you were my age??
I’m going to spend the Labor Day weekend with my distant 40 yo FB, and try to think….
I do not want my daughter to know…… That’s the guilty part…they are only ONE FUCKING DAY apart in age!
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