I see this on here all the time......the story goes.....

I DID NOT SEXUALLY ESCALATE Even though she gave me 100s of opportunities!

NOW I'm FRIENDZONED! and I want one more chance to BANG her!




Classic! This will put you in the dreaded FriendZone every time... We do it all the time... Hell so have I! But we keep doing it! WTF?!?

THEN...we want to know how the fuck we get out!!!...

It's kinda like earning your money... throwing it in a paper shredder... then wondering how to tape it back together!

It has got to be the number one question on this and other forums like this!

The simplest... easiest recovery is....slap yourself in the dick, blow this chick off...forget about wasting time trying despairingly to get into her panties...when ALL of that energy could be focused on a hotter girl! When 50% of the time...as soon as you do that, the BFF will come sniffing back around! LESSON LEARNED? CLOSE!

Okay I'm done ranting....maybe!

The only thing that may work...take the balls to actually DO IT!

Go to your BFF dream girl and say..."I can't be friends with you anymore" and mean it! then...."Because all I think about is having sex with you!" and "It's your fault...for being so sexy! I cannot just be friends, it would just drive me crazy. So I can't see you anymore" then fucking leave! go no contact!

IF she comes back around, it's because she DOES want to fuck you....So if you agree to contact again...be prepared to DO SO!

If she doesn't ....MOVE ON for the sake of your poor pussy starved DICK![/b]

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

If you were friended (which you shouldn't have been in the first place had you'd escalated), its best to cut your losses.

If she queries you on why you no longer contact her, simply hit her up with this gem, aka The Horny Next (credit 60yoc):

"I’m sorry. You are a nice girl. But I just can’t be around you because I am too fucking horny for you. I’m like a predator. You are not safe around me."

@ Heavy,

That's almost the same thing

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

Only mines better.

Bawhahahaha!

My women are hotter, and my dick is bigger!

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

Dreams can come true.

You should learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control.

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

That makes sense. Is your game this weak in real life? if so, that'd explain why you're here so much.