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| liltookie | PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:17 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast | Joined: Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:31 am Posts: 75 | | Hey guys I seen this sexy hb9 at a police department but I don't know. How to approach this women without coming across as a creep [/list]
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| AlphaConfidence | PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:41 pm | |
| Offline | | Member of MPUA Forum | Joined: Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:23 am Posts: 179 | | Here's a fool proof method..
1) Memorize Lil Waynes "Mrs. Officer"
2) Recite it constantly infront of the mirror
3) Make out last will and testament
4) Run into the station screaming profanities in Muslim and wearing a black ski mask
5) Providing you haven't been shot upon the approach, here's your time to shine.
6) Drop down on one knee and start singing/rapping your heart out, +10 points if your white.
Either the above mentioned, or grow a pair of balls and ask her if she would like to grab drinks or a coffee (avoid referencing donuts)
Cheers, Confidence _________________ I don't f*ck fatties
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