I need feedback on this short convo lol. I after re-reading the convo I feel like I negged her a little too much. So this is the story I'm talking to this chick and she was out of town for a week and she came back yesterday. She updated her status on FB and we chatted for a bit.

HER* (FB Status) Why are there always crackheads in greyhound buses -__-
ME*: Crackhead =P
HER*: i felt like one:( lol
ME*: hahaha I thought you were one lol =P
HER*: w.e :p
ME*: lol so are you back in the suburbs of L.A.?
HER*: yes i am! im so happy to be home, u were right, that week went by so fast.
ME*: I had a feeling you were home. L.A. started smelling kinda funky! lol I bet it did. When you have fun time flies
HER*: it does:) i knew i was close when i smelled something funny, i was around hope street lol (I live on Hope St lol)
ME*: HA HA HA -_- I see you came back with jokes! lo
HER*: stinky! :p
ME*: I'm a stinky and I still smell better than you =P haha
HER*: if your idea of better is the smell of poop lol
ME*: Hahaha i dont wanna laugh lol ugh! -_- that's it I'm kicking your butt when I see you. =P lol
HER*: ill high kick you before you even try!
ME*: Haha calm down Kung Fu Panda =P lol aren't you suppose to be asleep already? lol
HER*: no, i still have to shower:( u know i hate to lol jk jk im just tired from that bus ride, why aren't you sleeping already, grown ups don't have to work tomorrow?
ME*: I knew it! You're the stinky here lol. =P How long was the bus ride? haha YES this grown MAN has to work tomorrow, but I'm enjoying chatting with a smelly butt right now so sleep can wait for a little bit lol.
HER*: it was 3 hours long, w.e even when i skip a shower (which i rarely do) lol i smell like flowers! what time are you waking up tomorrow?
ME*: Damn that's a long ride lol hahahahahaha EEEEWWWWW you rarely do skip a shower? I have a feeling tonight will be one of those nights. Nasty Nasty Nasty little girl lol. Hmm I'm usually up by 5:30-6 -__- you? Let me guess 3 in the afternoon? lol

So then she stopped replying. Anyways how do you guys think I did for a late night none sense chat? Did I neg her too much? Should I have been a little more serious or something? Usually FB to me is just to goof around.

P.S. I have her # and I didn't ask about her trip because I'll leave that for when I see her. I didn't feel like texting her because it was late at night and I was ready for bed lol.

Nah, it's fine. You got some rapport and comfort with her from all that jolly talk. What you need to do now is get serious. If you keep that same attitude up, you will lose this girl. Too much teasing and playing around sets the frame that you two don't get along and are just friends. Don't get sidetracked. You need to build trust now, get into her head, you are not a clown. Have boring conversations with her, nothing gamey and then ask her out where you can escalate. Drop some subtle sexual vibes through text and see how she reacts. Girls are like patients, you have to go with THEIR flow. Too much tension and she's avoiding you? Pull back and go back to being more friendly. Too friendly and she can't take you seriously? Pull out your cock.

Calibrate.

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