Im sure I did not pioneer this or invent this "technique" but often times the simplest way to pass a shit test is ignored. Most of the time when you cant think of something witty or smart to answer a shit test, just reply with absolute irrelavant crap.

Examples ive used:

"I have a boyfriend":
1) I have a dog. (continue what you were saying before)
2) Yeah duude, this party is sick
3) You know, I just saw the cutest little kid today

"Are you a player?"
1) I used to play pokemon all the time as a kid. It was awesome.
2) I had the best chinese food ever today at this really dodgy place.
3) Totally dude, I cant wait to go surfing this weekend.

I could come up with a million more examples and Im sure so could you. My basic point is this. WOMEN ARE NOT LOGICAL. STOP TRYING TO BE LOGICAL.

My favorite is to just shrug

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Agreed. Also, playful banter is the best weapon when it comes to shit tests.

Trick is to ignore the test completely or give a quick IOD.

E.g

HB: I have a boyfriend
You: Oh by the way, did you see the olympics etc etc (At this point, you can tilt your body away or throw her hands, depending on the situation)

I hope you guys realize that boyfriend line = no attraction
When girls mention their boyfriend to me, it's their "friend" or "the guy I like" or "this guy I'm kinda seeing"

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Or they could actually have a boyfriend, but still be attracted to you.

"I have a boyfriend" --> "I have a dog"

Simply awesome!

Dude, I am so going to steal that line!

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HB "I have a boyfriend"

You "Haha....ok....blah, blah, blah..."

I've used that for nearly ten years now and it seizes the frame from the girl and DHV's at the same time, I have dabbled with variations for specific types but that's a good all rounder.

What about in response to "I have a boyfriend" you say, "That's what my girlfriend says." But say it immediately so she knows you are quick witted and didn't have to stumble for a comeback. It puts her in her place somewhat, and if she actually is interested in you she'll ask about your girlfriend, or ask why you are alone and talking to women. At that point, the girlfriend line doesn't matter because you can say you were just bullshitting, then she'll know that was just your way of passing her shit test. Besides, if her boyfriend comment was a true IOD, it doesn't really matter how you respond since you'll be peacing out soon anyway.

I have seen much the same on this forum over and over again.

Guys asking for advice when a girl shit tests them or starts asking too many questions etc. In other words yapping on and on like a puppy etc.

I got a piece of good advice that works well.

My friend said to me " why do girls always talk about 4 times as much as we do but really say nothing meaningful most of the time"?

The answer is because then we can ignore them 75% of the time ! LOL

It made me laugh but it's quite accurate that often no response is the best response.

I either change the subject to something that I want to talk about or ignore them as my thoughts are more important.

Try it a few times and it's gets a lot easier with practice. Generally I have found that ignoring them makes them more needy.

Or, as soon as you hear the word "boyfriend" leave her mouth, pull out your phone and pretend to be momentarily distracted by an incoming text or something. You can either walk away at that point and put her in timeout, or you can give it a minute and play with your phone as you stand there ignoring her. Then when you return your attention to her you can either continue on with the rest of your routine as though she never said she had a boyfriend, or you can say: "I'm sorry, what were you saying?" which puts her on the spot and makes her repeat herself by awkwardly mentioning her boyfriend for a second time.