A while back I was out in a pub. A HB5 sat next to me I wasnt even interested. but she kept bombarding me with shit tests, can sokeone ecplain what this possibly meant.

HB: Im on this bench now. I dont care if you dont like that fact.
ME: Im just chatting to a mate (ignore HB)
HB: Ive slept with more men then you have women.
ME: Thanks for that.
HB: Ive had more STD's than you will ever had.
ME: Thats nice for you.
HB: Ive got a blue waffle.
ME: Well just glad you aint showing it me.

(By the way this convo did happen. The HB's in this pub are very classy. I may have gone too far with my further replies though.)

HB's Firend: (Butting in) My tits are better than hers. (shows me her tits.
ME: Ive seen better, Ive seen worst.
HB's Friend: Ive got sexual pictures of her.
ME: My mum is probably more sexual than that.

This last comment is where I went too far. They were both horrified. Like I said I wasnt even interested. But is this an IOI, a shit test or what. How should I have responded. I just didnt get it, I really wasnt interested in her. at all.

I wasnt intimidated thats the thing. Army experience helped. You just get used to dirty talk and convo's along those lines. I just dont know what I should of done to get some sort of number close or fuck close out of that situation.

I guess you got a good point there. Thats not taking it too far as they have already bought the tone down. Ad it is showing confidence.

Never thought of that. Was just trying to act neutral on the shit tests. Expecting them to stop and a normal convo starting. Guess they were just after a filthy guy.