hey Guy's

i think most people have had this situation before ,when the interaction goes really smooth, then you escalate and you get the "but arent you gay?" question, i put it down to being a lil feminine naturally , and my fashion is quite "loud"

im no noob when it comes to pickup ,...whenever i say "no im not gay" they dont believe me , and if i exaggerate it and say "yes , and you could so convert me" (which once resulted me making out with a girl who had a bf, then i got punched in the face this one time ) it doesnt go anywhere

does anyone have any cool playful responses that i can use that will keep me out of the gay categorie and also make me continue the interaction futher?

thanx in advance

Phil

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tricky one, how about;

"Not tonight" (Wink)

"Why don't we find out?"

"No, I'm flamboyant"

"Why? Do you always flirt with Gay guys?"

lol nice

thanx for teh reply

i was thinking

"only on tuesdays"

"yes iam, i hope you have a big penis, otherwise im leaving"

keep em coming guys

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If I'm not would you run away screaming? Cause I like that.

Try that, I wanna see what happens. I need to field test it.

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Im not gay, but my boyfriend is.

I get this a lot and I'm always just like "nope" and don't explain myself or try to make jokes about it. Saying something like "Ya, I noticed all the gay guys always attract the hot girls so I figured I would be gay, and it worked!" or something which lets you compliment her.

You could also use it to escalate in many ways. Such as "Oh yeah? Then you don't mind if I put my arm around you since I'm gay" but if course you are putting your arm around her as you're asking permission. Or if you're feeling really bold you could k-close her by looking her in the eyes and saying something like "Yeah? Do gay men usually do this?" then kissing her. Or you could be more playful and be like "Hmmm lets find out" kiss her then be like "nope, definitely not gay".

Anything which is playful, shows that your OK with who you are and how people see you, OK with the fact that she thought you might be gay, and that you are in fact interested in her. If its an honest statement you want her to think you're serious, if its a shit test you will fail if you give any negative response.

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I actually got this shit test and failed the worst I ever possibly could with it. It was an ex of mine from my early teen days (which I never slept with because at the time I was a nervous virgin) that I have met after high school after so many years.. After weeks of trying to build attraction and it succeding, there was a span of about a week where I ignored her txts off and on and it was making her frustrated with my mixed signals.. I decide to text her one day to stop by her place, and she says come over..

As i'm there, we kinda keep making these small stabs at one anouther(She would insult me with shit tests to the extreme, I know at one point I sayed I was an ass man, and she sayed she doesn't have one, which I replyed 'No you don't!' and laughed about it), I was trying to keep my cool but was frustrated and i'll tell you why in a moment.. So, randomly, she asks me, "So are you like, the 40 y/o virgin now?" Honestly, the comment made me hot(which i'll get too) but I kept my cool, I was not going to tell her I slept with any girls in awhile but that flew out the window(I just did the night before with a fbuddy) and I responded, "3 weeks ago" With a cheesy grin. This pissed her off and she was like, "Ohhh good for you! Good for you boy!" very sarcastic like. She then asked, "So like.. Are you gay? Are you gay now?" I sayed no..

The reason why these comments made me so upset because back in early high school, I felt very strongly for this girl. We dated and she was the only none virgin at the time. At some point we broke up and she calls me over as a kid and wanted to have sex.. In my head I felt bad and was nervous because I felt thats all she wanted after a breakup. We didn't that day, and a week later, she tells me how shes dating a new guy, and I never talked to her again.. She never spoke to me again either.. This shit MESSED WITH MY HEAD.

Now, years later, this girl says these things to me out of the blue which I thought she forgot. She asks if i'm gay which I used to assume as teens she told ALL of her friends I was after our encounter..

Now, I leave her house and she doesn't call or text me for 2 days.. I decide to text her about showing her true colors(oh boy give me the shovel! I'm burring myself!!!) and I go off on her about called me gay and that, saying if someone slept with 3 times as many persons as anouther, that the other person would seem a virgin. The whore comment pissed her off and I havn't talked to her in weeks now..

She actually texted me acouple times to talk to her giving me back the ball in my court which I didn't like a retard. Thats probably just old territory that I can't tred back on with my old feelings for her. I guess She may have won..

Bi now. Gay later

That's what i say if i ever get the question, its an awesome answer!

My favorite response work evrytime
Hb: aren't you gay ?
Me: Ofcourse, I am lesbian lol and then start a new routine

personally, I would just agree with her, she will figure out you are not gay when you try to make out with her, and when she goes back to that thread and challenges your congruence, you can just say something along the lines of

''I thought I was gay too, that's weird'' (then more kissing)

as for boyfriends punching you in the face, that's more of a logistical problem then a WHAT DO I SAY HERE?, problem

it's really important when you are at a bar to find out a girls logistics asap, it will determine what is possible with her and you will know if it is worth it to keep talking to her or find a different girl, you should know if she has work in the mourning, how many people she is with, how she knows the people, and how long she has been there for

all ^ this info can really help you make a choice on if she is a good pick to try and bring home or not, or if she is a take a number talk to a different girl, kind of girl for that night

HB: are you gay?
Pokee: aw shit, don't tell me you're another tranny. I saw one last night dressed just like you!


HB: are you gay?
Pokee: why, are you hiding some sausage in there? (as you literally grab the crotch of her pants)

this happens to me last week talking to a HB 8.5 what i did was

HB: Are you gay?
Me: Yeah! how did you know?
HB: it shows
Me: Really wow..wait a minute you're not homophobic are you?
HB: NO! No i like Gay people
Me: Gay People??!
HB: ... Um...

Me: (I laugh ) I'm not gay im just missing with you you should have seen the look on your face


then continue your routine

Funny how a girl could ask that when you are in a straight place gaming a woman.

Prolly a shit test test of some sort, unless you really look or talk gay.

U could always pul the ole Mystery Routine where u say If I wasnt gay, id be all over you.

Say yeah, but if I had to be with a woman, id pick you.

She'll prolly say 'awwwww' how sweet.

...I give the best advice...I dont like to... well, yea.

My old rodeo partner and I would always run the same routine.....

We were business partners, shared a joint rodeo bank account, shared a 2-br apartment with 2 master suites, always hung out together, sponsored by the same companies....

To women, we'd say "That's my partner. We share an apartment together, oh and a bank account...."

When one would bite

HB: You're gay?
Me: Define gay....
HB: You sleep with men
Me: Nope. Well, wait - there was this time we were experimenting...
Rodeo partner: And that night we spent in jail...
me: Dude, that night we were drunk...
Rodeo partner: And that frat party...
me: But last week?
Rodeo Partner: Yeah we were bored then, so that didn't count...
then we look at her....
Me: Nope, we're not gay.

and silence... then a smile.... then laughter.

Always worked - friggin easy, always entertaining. Other bullriders would bring dates by us just so we'd work in that routine for them.



I'm kinda glad.... I've never had one seriously think I was gay, though... Ever.


RR

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