Ahhh summer, it’s the time of year (at least by me) when a woman’s inhabitations are at their lowest level. They work all winter to achieve the best possible body for themselves and in their minds and hearts they feel at their sexiest! Everything is shaven, toned, and tanned to perfection!
They want to SHOW it, they want to be reciprocated for all their efforts! They want a PAYDAY For all that hard work.
What the HELL am I talking about??
They want MEN to notice THEM! They want to know they are desirable, that they have an effect on YOU!
They want you to spin on your heels as they walk past, “ogling” has been pre authorized!
What do I do with this information??
“Calling all warriors, the time to approach is NOW!”
Those warriors with AA, …The Bitch Shields are down! Landing bays are open!
It’s time to say “fuck it” and GO!
As proof to this Saturday:
Boy’s day out, Just 4 guys out motor cycling together enjoying the heat, and the day.
Two young bulls on “sport bikes”, two old bulls on Harleys, Myself being one of the latter.
Riding the shore, in a lazy attempt to return home, we decide to stop for a beer just as the sun is starting its decent.
We stop at “Mission Tavern” on the water’s edge, forgetting it is now summer dinner hour. The parking lot is nearly full, so we a park in one slot, dismount and go in, it’s packed full of beautiful women in sunglasses and sundresses, attended by rich old bulls in tennis shorts.
We explain to the patrons waiting for tables, to please excuse us, we only need to grab a beer at the bar, we are granted passage, only to find one open stool, this make the other guys nervous and wanting to move down the road to a less crowded environment.
As we are getting ready to remount, an SUV pulls in carrying two lovely ladies about 27ish. One in painted on stylish shorts, the other in a blood red sundress, all four of our heads follow as if they were using a tractor beam on us. With the sun on the opposite side from them and us.
As the pass between two other SUVs , the sun back lights them like goddesses, to my enjoyment the red sundress dissipated to only a red aura around a completely naked body, I shielded my eyes in a salute style to get a better look! I looked around to see if my comrades had noticed. They were staring at their feet, and over to some nearby trees and crap….yep they noticed!
She was merely 20 feet away, I said to her, “holy shit! Can you back up one step?” One of my guys says, dumbass everyone can hear you. Her party was waiting for her directly behind me. I said tough shit, it’s not likely I am going to marry her, let me take a moment to admire a beautiful woman!
It got very quiet; she paused, and then lowered her Hollywood sunglasses, locked my eyes…and BEAMED un-shamefully, her tennis shorted guardian whisked her away quickly.
Onward, we then stopped at a patio bar as suggested by one of the younger, at the Holiday Inn, the do not serve dinner out there therefore, not likely as crowded. Good suggestion!
Sundresses abound, and one open table in the shade. We settle in and wait a moment to get service. It’s busy, so we go directly to the bar to order, on our side of the bar, one sandy haired sundress late 40s early 50s, and 4 dinosaurs in Hawaiian shirts and tennis shorts, all vying for her attention, she hears one of the younger order his beer, she turns and bumps headlong into him, “a little buzzed?” he says and smiles. She smiles back “yup!” she immediately ignores the others, and starts opening US! She puts her hands on my chest and asks/says “you work out” I just smile, a four of us tease a little, and excuse ourselves to our table.
She goes off to dance with the geriatrics. We lock eyes a couple times.
All of the others go off to the edge of the area to text and make calls and what not. I walk to the bar next to her like I was going to reorder a beer. She puts up her hand like a high five, I decline and bend in and hug her, I give her a little peck on the neck and ask her, “I’m not staying here, can you show me the way to the restrooms?” Even though I’ve been there enough to know they are just inside near the lobby.
We go down the A/C blessed hall way to the large Men’s room. Without hesitation she follows. I am pleased to find she is wearing a thong, I just pull that aside. We finish quickly enough, her almost immediately.
She kissed me and said “I love younger Men” She never took off her sunglasses I have no Idea her age??
Now is the time Bro’s Now is the time!
Heywood

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.